Untitled, Inc.

*wine might be involved **not an attorney, just surrounded by them ***please refer to * re: questions

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AGirlHasNoPresident on Instagram: “Know your rights!! #ICE”

2,007 Likes, 11 Comments - AGirlHasNoPresident (@agirlhasnopresident) on Instagram: “Know your rights!! #ICE”

Sharing this here because right now, somewhere in the US, someone’s rights could be being violated. Illegal search, seizure and/or arrest are not suddenly legal or okay if the person is undocumented.

My father was born in Italy and immigrated to the US as an infant- my papa (grandpa) was the type of immigrant ~some~ would hate because he couldn’t read or write in Italian so he was sure as hell not even going to try to learn English! He eventually did over time, but he didn’t care. He had only 2 passions: his family and his stone masonry work at Chicago’s Botanical Gardens! He was one of the best, most honorable man that I’ve ever met, much less had the extraordinary honor of calling family! So, excuse my language when I say an emphatic FUCK YOU to anyone who says that he, or other immigrants just like him, aren’t American.

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Credit: A Devil’s Game 😈

Learn from my misfortune friend(s)... 🥺.... So credit matters, you know you this, but avoid it like the plague or taxes or those voicemails from your family. Funny thing I learned is, your credit can FUCK YOU ROYALLY even when you avoid it... or don’t do anything weird because you were a freaking child for most of your life.

FUN FACT: being a child makes your credit easy prey! Yay lost innocence!

But hope endures!!! The government did something right, for fucking once! Listen up: there are 3 credit agencies (Google it) and the gov has decreed that each must give you one FREEEEEEEE copy of your credit report (not score, sorry but deal) each year.

The website looks fake as shit (dumbass .com bullcrap), but it’s the federal gov so we shouldn’t really expect better. Anywho, here’s the site-

https://www.annualcreditreport.com/index.action

PRO TIP!!!: don’t request all 3 at once. Space them out by 4 months so you’re still getting your 1/year, but you’re able to check your shit throughout the year. You work hard, play hard, pay hard- don’t let some fucktard ruin your car payments, mortgage approval, credit card applications. Live your best life!!!!!

Annual Credit Report.com - Home Page

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MY HEART!! The Dodo has amazing, inspiring animal videos everyday, but this one, this guy!!! There’s no words to express how amazing he is for doing what he’s doing and for taking care of these animals! 400+ DOGS! @ellendegeneres I hope you see this and can help!

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WHAT THEY CAN’T DO FOR YOUR $$$$$

Okay, so I got a panicked call from my mom today because she said people were trying to serve me legal documents at our old home address. They told her that they had left me numerous voicemails and I hadn’t called back and that it was in my best interest to reach out to them before it got past the point they could work with me. She took notes from the entire conversation, but refused to confirm my cell- though she did mention that I work at a law firm as a way to assure them that I’m not some criminal fugitive.

I might not be breaking any civil or criminal laws, but they sure as h*ll were!!!

TLDR- they were trying to get money from my estranged dad and trying to use me to get his information from my mom- since they tried with me months ago and I told the truth- I don’t have it, leave me alone, you legally can’t do this. As a disclaimer, I’m not an attorney and you should check with one if you’re being harassed by creditors. The thing is, though, they don’t just go after/ manipulate/ lie to the person that owes the debt- if they’re being shady, they have no problem going after your loved ones. THEY CANNOT DO THIS AND DO NOT FALL FOR IT!!! Never give out your information or someone else’s no matter how legally critical it seems. If they’re legit PD, Feds, IRS, anything really- they will be willing to meet you at a police station.

These people are predators trying to get paid by any means necessary! You or whoever owed the money never even delt with them, but they bought that debt because they specialize in getting $$ from people, that’s legit all they do. You can Google their numbers and they’ll come as legit, but they can pay for that kind of status. If ever faced with a genuine legal concern, call an attorney. If nothing else, they’ll probably tell you what I just did and then you can call those monsters back and let them squirm when you tell them that they can deal with your attorney directly! (You don’t actually have to hire an attorney to threaten this, but if push comes to shove, you will at least have the name/number of an attorney who can help you!!)

Funny enough, when I DID call back, they had no record of that case, my name, or ANYTHING!... weird.

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I’ve been reading about the timing of the political announcement from @taylorswift with some praising, some hating how she didn’t post it until after her tour ended. Most assume she did it so she wouldn’t lose sales and I don’t completely disagree, but something else jumped out at me. She loves us- her fans- no matter our sex, race, religion, sexuality, country of origin- and wants to help us and knows how important her songs, albums, posts, tours have been in our lives. I think she may have also taken into consideration that there are those fans whose families would actively oppose her position and would stop their family/her fans from seeing this amazing tour. I genuinely believe she waited because she didn’t want her fans to be punished if their family opposed her position and used their financial control to stop them from seeing her... ESPECIALLY if they’re views align with Taylor’s and they feel heard, respected and valued through her voice!!!

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I freaking love cats. Period. But that baby nuzzling her mama and then rolling over her because she’s a little shit... I CANNOT! Her mom’s like, you’re a little shit, I love you and let mama go kill a wildebeest for you. I wonder if she bemoans the cheetahs who’s mom’s already left because they’re (fairly) capable little predators who can (sometimes, if it’s easy) get their own prey?

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As a 30-something “adult” I am still constantly confused when my laptop has problems. I haven’t been watching porn and Limewire isn’t on this computer!!! WHAT THE HECK?!?!

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Bo might actually be a genius! I would pay serious $ (that I don’t have but would absolutely raise!) to see him perform this at an alt-right *cough* nazi *cough* rally and watch those fragile little white boys slowly realize, this might not be a song promoting their “pro-white” agenda.... His awareness /comedy mixture is a soothing balm on my cold, cynical, calculating, feminist heart. ☺️💆‍♀️👍🙌😼😼😼😼

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Life Hack: If you order cheesecake online at 8 am for pickup immediately after work, your entire day is 1000% better!!! #cheesecake #cheesecakefactory #noregrets #happyfriday (at Dale City, Virginia)

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When the power is out at Target, but you need new pillow cases and they have your back! #target #lightsout #loyalty

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Just a friendly reminder that when everyone glorified and honored battle and the soldiers, Mulan honored all of those who lost their lives whether they fought or were casualties. She respected every life, every loss, and everyone’s grief. Even without her training (and badass training soundtrack), she was the kind of person/soldier/woman/life force that we need more of. I strive to be more Mulan in every way, every morning.

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Perfect explanation. A+

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OPRAH!!!!! 😭😭😭😭👸👑🙌🙌🙌🙌

Seriously, every person on this earth needs to hear this. Some may need to hear it more than once. Everyone has the potential for positivity and negativity, to bring hope or despair, to be a savior or a predator, to speak or be silent. Oprah doesn’t just inspire you to be the good, but she lives in an honest way that makes you realize she is as human and infallible as all of us. She doesn’t just talk her truth; she lives her truth!

@oprahwinfreyfanclub @ellendegeneres

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Stuff it with your “thoughts and prayers” and either be honest or be silent, because if your thoughts and prayers were really with the victims and their families you would be thinking about gun control legislation. Your thoughts and prayers are with the NRA and your wallet. Maybe, for fucking once, you’ll try to legislate guns like you try to legislate my uterus! Pass laws first and let the courts inevitably figure out the constitutionality. Virginia Democrats just voted for an amendment that would curtail the current, borderline unrestricted monopoly of a power company that happens to be one of their biggest donors across the state. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/virginia-democrats-score-surprising-win-against-utility-monopoly_us_5a8266eae4b0892a0352426d?ncid=engmodushpmg00000006 Democrats just acted against their own self interests for the benefit of their constituents. Republicans, it’s your move. @ellendegeneres

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I don’t understand the Amy Schumer hate, not the ‘not my taste’, but out right HATE! Ellen is beloved by all decent human beings. She’s admitted she only has people on her show that she likes. So, if A=B and B=C, then Ellen likes Amy, which by default means she’s actually a decent human being IRL. She’s staring in a body positive movie which seems like a play off of the unconscious/dead, suddenly in a new body/life trope.

WTF?! People have literally been so vicious that comments have been disabled! When I watched the YouTube trailer, people in the comments were gleefully laughing about the fact that there were more negative reviews than positive. At what point do you look at your own life, realize you’re part of a larger societal misogynistic/ bullying problem (internalized or otherwise) and maybe change your behaviors? Because now might be a good time.

@ell

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The Day After Tomorrow let the homeless man AND HIS DOG survive. Fuck every other movie that kills off “disposable” people and animals for emotional impact... I felt more over this little moment than in every minute combined of films that kill off the “disposable” ones for emotional juxtaposition. Excuse me, but fuck you, your lazy writing and your inability to see value in every single life... you elitist prick (safely assuming that at this point). 🙈🙉🙊