Danielle Elizabeth

~I'm a Middle Aged Dad~ But actually a 20 year old girl who smokes too many cigarettes and a little too much weed

[daniellethedad]

Friend: What did you do for New year's?

Me: Coke lol

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[greelin]

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

[meilintheempressofdreams]

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[soulsingerinasessionband]

my main goal

[soulsingerinasessionband]

is to blow up

[soulsingerinasessionband]

and then act like i don’t know nobody

[soulsingerinasessionband]

[tapioqueira-deactivated20181217]

Chubby guys are hot. Pass it on.

[clutteredsuggestions]

You said “talk to me about your favorite things” but then you would be all I ever talked about

[kevingetem]

after a while you just become numb to shit

[srrybabe]

do u ever think about someone and ur like: i wanna take care of them so hard??? i want to be their #1 supporter especially during times when they think no one believes in them. i want to comfort them when their thoughts are too loud and i’ll stay up with them all night until they drift off into a peaceful sleep in my arms. like u just wanna b there for them???? and love them endlessly????? and give them affection and so much love that they have never received????

[caffeinated-suggestions]

Concept: sleepy kisses in the dark, smiling against your lips.

[daniellethedad]

[warmsuggestion001]

I hope u end up ok

[j0-joanna]

She’s mine go away

[dykes-deactivated20200607]

if a girl tells you she likes hayley kiyoko she’s coming out to you

[invalidate]

[harryedward]

Boy: I like you :) Me: Congratulations… you played yourself

[icedmarcha]

Reblog with your eye color, zodiac sign and favorite season.

[celadonlonghorn-archive]

[sunflower-pinesha]

sweet.