Unidentified Freaky Obsessions

Danie | Twenty 6 | Muse Blog Mess

[mamalazzer]

If Deadpool was there during the big Avengers moments

[cungadero]

i guess im just too fucking dumb to lucid dream. cant ever realize im in a dream, i’ll look around me like damn i’m in my old elementary school and my teeth are falling out and im naked? well shit guess this is my life now. got fooled by my subconscious again lads

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

showing up late to a meeting with an iced drink is a power move. like with hot drinks the cup is opaque and people cant tell the temperature so they dont know how long ago you got it. maybe its hours old. maybe you just got caught in traffic. who can say. but iced drinks. its clear. they can see the ice. they can see if its still frozen. they look you in the eye and they know you were standing in line fifteen minutes ago and made the conscious, deliberate decision to get a mocha frap instead of being on time. and then you made ANOTHER conscious, deliberate decision to bring it into the meeting with you, informing everyone in attendance that on your list of priorities, each and every one of them ranks firmly below one (1) mocha frappuchino.

[notaroadrageracasualtalk]

This is so powerful. I’m blown away.

[threecapybarasinatrenchcoat]

Did Gina Linetti write this

[how-still-my-love]

Even when you feel like your life is fading I know that you’ll go on forever - you’re that good Heartbreak of the moment is not endless Now your fortune is your life’s love

[baby-coma-deactivated20191025]

[did-you-know]

There’s a song that’s been proven to reduce anxiety by 65%. It’s called Weightless by Marconi Union, and it was specifically designed to slow your heart rate, reduce blood pressure, and lower cortisol levels. It’s so effective that it’s dangerous to drive while listening to it because it can make you drowsy. Source Source 2 Source 3

[lake-erie]

i can’t believe i have to say this on my blog, but if you are a farmhand, please don’t leave your sacks of hulled barley where the varmints can get to them… it’s that simple

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

[snotferret]

somebody sign Walter NOW. give him a GRAMMY.

[worstbar]

[huzursuzhayaller]

Sınav sırasında öğretmenler;

[cryoverkiltmilk]

I don’t know what I’m seeing, but I think I need to share it with @ayellowbirds and @elodieunderglass

[elodieunderglass]

[daniexone]

😂😂

[philosophybits]

“There is no creature whose inward being is so strong that it is not greatly determined by what lies outside it.”

— George Eliot, Middlemarch

[lifeinpoetry]

                                                                                         They tried to bury us.

                                                                                 They didn’t know we were

                                                                                                                      air.

                                                                                 They didn’t know we were

                                                                                                                 water.

                                                                                 They didn’t know we were

                                                                                           everything the earth

                                                                                                   would become.

— Jonathan Mendoza, from “Osmosis,” published in Split This Rock

[the-memedaddy]

me irl

[thevelvetgoldmine]

[daniexone]

@kaldwinenterprise-sydicate

[sseureki]

#for those wondering why catfish is in it’s seventh season #this is why

[dyxuxryzzto]

I can’t

[luckyluxbaby-deactivated2018090]

This man really thought a gorgeous porn star would be pen pal-ing with his ass 😂

[bonelord-blog1]

“sooo she’s a porn star..”

*gently places hand on shoulder* “travis you don’t understand… what we’re telling you..”

[n0kiv]

💀💀💀

[onlyblackgirl]

This is still funny every time I see it.

[brown-nena]

THEIR FACES LMAO LIKE “This bitchhhhhh…”

[mozart-in-a-gokart]

“WHAT SEEMED LEGIT??!”

[nuevayor]

x

[nuevayor]

Everything about this is a masterpiece: the girl that says “wow” and the girl that says “hi” shyly and bill awkwardly lifting his hand to say hi to them I’m cracking THE FUCK UP

[mrpotterbydia-deactivated201901]

[psyducked]

Tiggers gotta bounce if he wants to taste that honey

[spicygay]

Please receive Christ