Venus as a Boy

I am not a clever man. del. my first cell was a flip phone. a proud n cute salvadoreñe (they/them) || Afterhanabi.bsky.social

[hungwy]

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[max1461]

online chilling upload nice. posts give life a little spice. cpu is pure and true. internet for me and you :)

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[acecroft]

CONTROL RESONANT (2026) dev. Remedy Entertainment 

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

Cattle in Arxan, Inner Mongolia, China, love wading into the water to feed on aquatic plants, even on freezing winter days. (cr飞凡视角)

[magneatio]

image i reference nearly every day

[lioncourtz]

ASSAD ZAMAN & SAM REID at 'The Vampire Lestat' premiere

[iamwizzzzz]

[snaillesnaille]

streets and sodium lights

[bideogaymes]

this Asian American family of 3, all grown adults, leave their corner store that they’re so concerned about being stolen from, to chase down a 14 year old Black boy for what they ASSUMED was a $1.00 bottle of water, and shot him dead when the boy brandished gun he had on him to warn them back and protect himself, and instead of letting him go and leaving well enough alone, the father came and shot that boy dead.

for a bottle of water.

the surveillance video of first, the mother following Cyrus around the store, and then all three of them running out behind him with threatening looks on their faces is insane. absolutely disgusting.

Latasha Harlins all over again.

[vatio-nuked]

Donate to Justice for Cyrus Carmack-Belton, organized by Todd Rutherford

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the criminal case found rick chow not guilty and if that doesnt make you angry im not sure youre alive

[mrhealyourgirl]

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

[2colde]

im getting on the crazy bus to crazy city

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@tartrazeen

[tartrazeen]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

YOU CAN JUST DO THIS?!?!

Omggggggg, is there anything pork can't do 😭😭😭😭💖💖💖💖

[tartrazeen]

Okay, I've put a bunch of crap in a pot

We goooooooot

onions!

sliced garlic!

two pears!

some frozen apples that I cut up a year ago and forgot about and were covered ice that I scraped off!

bunch of rosemary that i cut off my twiggy plant in the hope of pruning it out of being mostly twigs!

some tenderloin thing that's apparently maple apple flavoured!

So now, in theory, I just put it on medium-high heat and ignore it for an hour, and then I can eat

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

OK you MAY need more fat in there because tenderloin have almost none and pork belley have a lot. Adding some butter couldn't hurt

[tartrazeen]

:O Is that what butter's for?! Adding fat?! Omg, that's so smart! I just threw in a chunk

They didn't have pork belly like he had it :( They only had little bacon-looking strips, and a centre roast. I'll try to find a legit butcher at some point if it this rough draft attempt pans out

👀 the steam has already started too! I didn't think it'd be that quick! This is neat!

[tartrazeen]

It's cooked 👀💖

175° internal, so it's probably a little overcooked since it's still gotta cool down

And the other stuff looks okay too

I'm understanding the technique behind stews (which I, to the day, have never successfully been able to make), because I'm looking at those pears like, "Damn, those should've been potatoes. What am I gonna do with these onion-y pears? Eat them? :/"

Taste test after this all rests 👍🏽

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

Use can strain it or blend it

[tartrazeen]

I was skeptical about eating the steamed stuff (I dunno why), but A+ for me for pushing past it 'cause it was really good - and the whole thing would've been dry as hell without it

I think an hour was too long, so if I maybe did 45 or 50 minutes, it'd be juicier. But this was a fantastic first attempt, and hell yes, I've got something to throw in my rotation 🥳💖

[tartrazeen]

ATTEMPT NUMBER TWO:

Sliced pork belly, 'cause they only ever wanna sell it sliced 👀

[tartrazeen]

I'm honestly impressed with how inventive I am when it comes to finding new ways of fucking shit up

Looks good, right?

Well what you don't know is that I tried to set the timer for 50 minutes, and I just looked at it and saw it was at 48 fucking hours and fifty minutes.

[tartrazeen]

FOR THE RECORD:

This came out incredibly well 😍 I had the heat on lower than last time, so the timing ended up being perfect. Two wrongs do make a right! (Also being a different, fattier pork helped too. 💖)

And since my parents are coming to visit in June, I know what I can slap together for theeeeem 🥰💖

[andyoullhearitagain]

Watching Smallville in my 30s and god having a teenage son with unfathomable powers sounds so stressful. If my 17 year old told me he was sleep floating I'd be like

[andyoullhearitagain]

God when he develops x-ray vision and they're like I guess you should...practice not seeing through things? and poor clark is like ??????? what does THAT mean?

[andyoullhearitagain]

Can you IMAGINE the kind of stress you would be under if you knew your teenager sometimes accidentally set fires when he was horny. Imagine the day to day anxiety of that.

[andyoullhearitagain]

clark: I know I shouldn't have done it but I stopped a runaway bus in the city I'm sorry idk if anyone saw me.

the kents: well we're proud of you honey.

Also the kents:

[andyoullhearitagain]

And now he wants to major in journalism haven't these people been through enough

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[kittymand]

DONT TALK TO ME

[fial-inka]

cicada radio

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[ghiacomo]

This pridemonth let's celebrate and uplift MAINLAND LATINE trans people just as much as the diaspora. Y'all love to talk about latinoamérica and transness here without having ever walked a kilometer in our shoes!!

Today's trans person of the day is Mariela Muñoz! The first trans woman to be given an ID matching her gender in Argentina. She was known for being an adoptive mother to 26 children and grandmother to 30.

Here are pictures of apearances of her on magazines and newspapers, as her case was very well known.

[jessebloom]

first day of pride month