The Independents

Dani Sagittarius; Thunderbird; ENFP Chaotic Neutral Multi-muse blog

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danioftheindies:

gretacatchlovewrites:

“Lake, ohmygod, I’m trying to ask him.”

No, I don’t want to talk about it. 

Sorry I can’t help my heart attack, okay? It can kill people my age, I felt it. 

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gretacatchlovewrites:

danioftheindies:

Don’t freak me out like that, man, Jesus. 

“Lake, ohmygod, I’m trying to ask him.”

No, I don’t want to talk about it. 

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danioftheindies:

gretacatchlovewrites:

“Chris’s mom, really?”

“Actually, nice.”

Thank youuuuu, thank you. 

Don’t freak me out like that, man, Jesus. 

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gretacatchlovewrites:

danioftheindies:

You fucked my mom? 

“Chris’s mom, really?”

“Actually, nice.”

Thank youuuuu, thank you. 

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gretacatchlovewrites:

“I’ll shake it off.”

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askbethanysocs:

Hattie held up her hands against her body, trying to form a shape in the size Lake had quoted to her. “Huh.”

“We’re not doing this with wasps, too, are we?”

You said no.

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gretacatchlovewrites:

“They call me mellow yellow.”

I failed that one. Like it wasn’t like taking a German exam as a Japanese student. 

What are you doing here? 

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askbethanysocs:

“I’m not doing this again for wasps.”

“1.5 to 3 millimeters, if I’m reading this right.”

So if we say two. Two millimeters at a thousand stings is 2,000, one-point nine square meters-- that’s roughly eighty centimeters of your body, a meter of mine to have to be covered in stings to kill. Huh. 

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askbethanysocs:

gretacatchlovewrites:

“Have you learned nothing from this? That isn’t important– none of it.”

“That’s all I have.”

STOP YELLING RAHN

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gretacatchlovewrites:

“American Spirits only.”

Okay, Red Feather. Which color?

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asknewradicals:

“How would I know that?”

Well, don’t you?

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gretacatchlovewrites:

“A crazy swiss? No, I don’t think the Longbottoms come from Switzerland. I may have.”

I’ll try again. Are you, Allison Longbottom, a flat-earther?

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danioftheindies:

gretacatchlovewrites:

“Guesstimate. What do I really know?”

You fucked my mom? 

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gretacatchlovewrites:

danioftheindies:

Why are you sad?

“Guesstimate. What do I really know?”

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danioftheindies:

gretacatchlovewrites:

“Be nice to him. He’s sad.”

You know what happened to the last person that pinched my sister? I fucked their mom. 

Why am I sad? 

Why are you sad?

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gretacatchlovewrites:

danioftheindies:

Well, you pinch pennies and I’ll pinch your sister. Buy yourself something real nice with your three dollars, Tyra Banks. 

“Be nice to him. He’s sad.”

You know what happened to the last person that pinched my sister? I fucked their mom. 

Why am I sad? 

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gretacatchlovewrites:

“Now that you’ve reminded why I don’t drink with you–”

Funny, that’s why I like to drink with you.