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^It's like you put awesome sauce on an epic plate of bodaciousness
when you use a word and wonder if you used it right and you check and you correctly pulled an uncommon 3rd or 4th definition
Legitimately, this is how being a dorohedoro fan feels like rn
Painful Comfort
Wrote this while my cat decided to use me as his bed...his heavy...
Featuring: The Great Grim!
Implied Fem!Yuu/Reader, not sure if it would work for males, but who knows! It might, with how heavy Grim is.
Imagine: You were peacefully doomscrolling through Magicam, trying to tire yourself out. It was late, homework was done and packed for the next day, but sleep had slipped away the moment you finished the last assignment.
So here you were. Lying on your back, safe in the nest of your bed, phone glowing in your hands. Grim was beside you, sleeping peacefully and loudly.
Time ticked by, and your eyelids grew heavy. Seizing the chance, you wriggled deeper into your fortress of pillows, trading the hard mattress for makeshift softness. Just as you began to drift off, movement rustled at your side. Grim again. Probably dreaming, you thought.
But then he started climbing you.
At first, it was cute. Until you noticed his claws were out. Your love for Grim kept you perfectly still. Honestly, compared to the chaos after the VDC incident, a few claw marks were nothing. You stayed silent, wincing as the little feline hauled himself onto your chest.
You thought that was the end of it. It wasn’t.
Without warning, Grim began his pre-bedtime ritual: pawing at you like a breadmaker possessed, circling in place, his weight pressing down until your ribs protested. You bit your tongue and let him finish.
The pain faded quickly. Unfortunately, now his butt was in your face and his tail draped over your head.
With a sigh, you scratched your beloved menace’s chin.
Your wedding with Malleus Draconia takes years to take place.
Your engagement to the future king lasting so long that whispers spread.
It is not as rumors say, of disapproval from the ruling bodies or second guessing on their end.
But simply because Malleus Draconia wished to make your wedding dress.
You hadn’t known at first. He had merely kissed your hands and asked you to wait—to trust him to do right by you.
You do.
You know your betrothed.
When his eyes are set to that hue of darkened green, you know everyone can expect something worthwhile.
To you though, you would do anything he asked of you.
Malleus Draconia weaves and sews your dress with the finest threads he can find. When those don’t meet his standards? He makes his own.
Your veil is made as if he bended the moon’s light to his will.
The bouquet in your arms grown, picked, and beautifully wrapped with ribbons by him.
When you walk down that aisle, pledging eternity to his side.
He hears the gasps of surprise.
But to him?
You have always looked this way to him.
A divine being—no, simply his beloved.
Ethereal in your beauty.
When he lifts your veil and kisses you after vows have been exchanged, he knows his visage shows his adoration of you.
Your look reflecting his enamor.
No one can ever deny the love you two share.
It’s speaks of true love found at last.
Of Happily Ever After.
My first fic of the year and it’s wedding themed?? And happily ever after? Very Hana themed 🥰🥰💞💞🌸🌸
This was inspired by this post by @ventique18. Literally latched onto the idea of Malleus making your wedding dress and ran for the docs lolol
I feel the writing wheels turning again so hoping this means I’m coming out of my funk 🙏🥰☺️🌺
Hiii! Can I ask for malleus realizing that he had seriously hurt Reader after his overblot, something like broke her hand and burn her legs so badly that end up in the hospital for days
Sorry if this is misspelled, I'm not good at English!
𝐨𝐦𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐬𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐞 <𝟑𝟑𝟑
𝐰𝐜 - 𝟏𝐤
𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐭, 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐬, 𝐜𝐮𝐭𝐬, 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐣𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 - 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐲 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐨 𝐝𝐰
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A mother goose yuu is plaguing my mind so much
The thought of a moody af staff member who is protective over any student who even shows a hint of being upset or sad
I hear you anon and I see you anon (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧
This would be a perfect ship for Crewel lowkey
N E ways-
MotherGoose!Yuu who unintentionally becomes the mother figure for the student of NRC. Since Crewel is more like the father figure. Who constantly looks out for their students and makes sure everything is running smoothly. Who also has the best acting students, only because the students are to scared or respect you to much to disrespect you.
Out of all the teachers and staff members, the students run to you the most whenever they need to talk. It feels as if every day you have a new student sitting at your desk at lunch. It can be annoying sometimes, but usually they’re nice and respectful. Sometimes they may even bring a sort of ‘peace offering’ as a few would say.
One of the students you see the most would be Epel. He was in your first year class at the beginning of the day. It was as clear as day to you. The way he was sad whenever someone mentioned his dorm. The way he acted completely different from the other first years in Pomefiore. The way he seemed to light up whenever you asked him to grab a few chairs for the class (iykyk). It broke your heart seeing how he was forced to be someone he’s not. It seemed there was only one proper solution to all of it.
“Epel,” you called to him after class. You watched as he seemed to whip around from where he was walking to the doorway. How Ace and Deuce looked over as well, most likely to see if he was in trouble.
Epel walked over nervously. He stopped in front of your desk and looked down at where you were sitting. “Yes, Professor?” He asked cautiously, not knowing if he was in trouble or not. To his surprise, you stood up and beckoned him to follow him. Without asking, he followed you as you lead him to the PE field.
Once the two of you arrived, the view of the Spelldrive practice came into view. It was a few weeks before try outs so there weren’t that many students. The two of you stopped at the sidelines. A few students flew past you guys as they tried to get the disc. Epel watched in awe as he saw the sport, feeling a sense of want growing within him. He was about to ask you something when you suddenly spoke up.
“Leona,” you called out to the third year. You watched as the housewarden turned around and beckoned him closer.
Without question, Leona walked over to the both of you. Stopping a few feet in front of you, he looked at you tiredly before asking “Need something, Professor?”
You simply nodded as Epel looked between the both of you. Suddenly, you pushed him forward gently with a hand on his back. “I have a student here who would like to join the team. This is Epel.”
Epel jumped at your words and started to protest when Leona cut him off. “Is that so,” he asked lazily as he eyed Epel. After what seemed forever, he sighed and turned around. “Well, come on then.”
You watched as Epel followed after Leona. Epel never did tell you how he felt, but you could see the way he seemed to be happier ever since joining the team. Another student saved.
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Another student you seemed to see a lot was Idia. The third year was just too shy in your opinion. Almost never coming to class in person, he was a social as rock. It hurt something within you, screaming at you to make him feel better.
You sat at your desk as you took attendance, your students working together in different groups for a project. You almost marked him as absent when you suddenly saw the bright, fiery blue hair being hidden under a hood. He sat there awkwardly and alone, much to your dismay. With a sigh, you called him over “Idia.”
He practicing jumped two feet high in his seat when you called him. He stood up awkwardly before making his way to you. Other students watched as he walked past, some even whispering. After what felt like an eternity to him, he stopped in front of your desk.
“Here,” you spoke softly as you handed him a stack of papers. He took them hesitantly and eyed them warily. “It’s the solo version. I figured you didn’t want to work in a group but you still have to work on it in class.”
Despite the fact that his face was hidden under the hood, you could tell that he was happier. He gripped the papers tighter before mumbling quietly “thanks, Professor.” He saw your nod before he walked back to his desk, eagerly getting to work.
You smiled to yourself at the thought of helping another student. Even if he was still awkward, at least his was happy and that all you wanted.
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But of course, there were some people who disliked your motherly attitude. Once person in particular: Crewel.
You stood in the teachers lounge as you prepared your drink. You were grabbing a napkin to make sure there were no spills, when you suddenly heard the familiar sound of Crewel clearing his throat behind you. It felt as if almost every week he had a new comment on your students. It was no secret that Crewel took pride in his reputation of good students. Only, you were his competition since every student suddenly became an angel when they stepped into your class.
“I only had five detentions this week,” he said proudly. Walking over to stop next to you and make his morning coffee. It was the end of the week, the perfect time to start comparing your guys performance. “How many did you have?”
You hummed quietly as you put a lid on your drink. Despite your caring reputation, it seemed to disappear with the staff members. They were old enough to take care of themselves, older than you were that is. “Let’s see,” you pretend to think to yourself. You tilted your head before giving him a casually shrug as you walked away, “none.”
Crewel froze as he watched you walked away. Despite him wanting to feel mad at the fact, he felt proud. Proud in you, surprisingly. He quickly pulled himself together before walking out of the teachers lounge.
The door closed behind him, letting all the tension out. Sam leaned against the counter as he looked watched the two of you walk out. “So, are they dating?” He asked curiously.
Trein shook his head as he read the school newspaper. Sipping some of his own tea, “no one knows.”
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Hello, it's me again. I saw that requests are open. Something like this came to my mind: Yuu doesn't believe Crowley will take him back to his world and goes to his most trusted teachers and asks, "Can you help me study? Crowley doesn't seem to be able to take me back to my world, and at least I need to get a good diploma so I can find a job in the future." So Crowley, Crewel, Trein. (Platonic.)
Sorry for any typos. This isn't my native language.
【❝A Teacher’s Influence❞】
【Synopsis: In which NRC’s teachers are confronted by their student from another would with a rather heartbreaking request】
【Featuring: Dire Crowley, Divus Crewel, and Mozus Trein (platonic)】
【Tags: gn reader, reader is yuu/prefect, relationships depicted are platonic, kinda found family (?), Crowley slander (that mf pisses me off lol), possibly ooc depictions, light angst, kinda hurt/comfort (?), kinda found family (?), possible typos, uhhh that’s it, let me know if I missed anything】
【Word count: Crowley (370) Crewel (310) Trein (333) Total (1k)】
【a/n: hiiii welcome back anon!!! I really had a good time writing this! I’ve been in the found family mood recently, so I leaned into that a lot with this request! I’ve had a few really influential teachers throughout my life that have meant a lot to me, so I tried to do something similar with the NRC staff and Yuu here! Anyway, I hope you enjoy and thank you for coming back for another request! <3】
It's my first time asking a request so sorry if I say something wrong, but I was wondering if you could do a platonic Drabble with some of the staff where the reader (preferably gender neutral) was really into gothic fashion before getting brought to twisted wonderland, and are trying to rebuild their closet/ accessories?
It would be cool with Crewel and Sam as the former is a fashion designer and would probably be happy enough to show the reader some fabrics, clothes, ect. As for Sam, reader would probably be buying a ton of random stuff from Sam's shop or even just asking for any random junk he could have that he couldn't sell.
Of course if you have someone else in mind you could do them if you wanna. Thanks for reading this and sorry if anything was weird and/or unclear 😼
【❝Magical Makeover❞】
【Synopsis: In which NRC’s eclectic staff bands together to help their new student from another world rebuild their wardrobe】
【Featuring: The NRC Staff (Crewel, Trein, and Sam)】
【Tags: gn reader, goth reader, reader is yuu/prefect, relationships depicted are platonic, kinda found family (?), Crowley slander (that mf pisses me off lol), possibly ooc depictions, possible typos, uhhh that’s it, let me know if I missed anything】
【Word count: 940】
【a/n: hi hi anon! Welcome and Ty for your request! I haven’t gotten too many requests for the NRC staff, so writing yours was a lot of fun! I really like the idea that the Professors/Staff kinda become like family to Yuu/prefect and I loved being able to write that with this request! Anyway, ty again and I hope you enjoy! <33333】
The Prefect Was Here
Synopsis: The VDC boys notice the ways in which The Prefect has left their mark.
Something Ace notices during his time staying in Ramshackle is the various out of place chairs and boxes in different rooms of the dorm. He first realized they were there because he would trip over them or stub his toe on their corners. He'd move the objects out of the way to prevent himself from injuring himself on them again, but the next day they'd be back in their spots. This little cycle of him stumbling over the objects, moving them, and then stumbling over them again the next day repeated for a while until one late evening when the pieces clicked. Ace was leaving his room to get a glass of water from the kitchen when he looked over the railing of the stairs to see you stood atop one of the particularly annoying chairs placed in the lounge. A chair he trips over almost every morning in his half-awake state placed right next to the fireplace. Watching you organize various photo albums on a shelf above the mantle, he finally understood. He stopped moving the objects that no longer seemed out of place after that. They were right where they belonged: next to tall shelves, high up windows, and the occasional rickety door you had to open by shimmying it open from the top.
Someone make more stuff like this PLEASE I love it.
why is it sooo hard to conclude essays. I said all that because fuck you thats why
I have thoroughly enjoyed your Twstd guys finding out you’re a girl series!!!! It’s so funny and these type of fics bring me so much joy 🥹❤️ I was wondering if you were going to end it here with diasomnia or if you’d do a staff reacts too? Would they have already known (especially Crowley since well… I feel it’d be hard for him not to know and he prob be like “ARENT I SO MAGNANIMOUS AND GENEROUS FOR LETTING A HOMELESS GIRL STAY AT AN ALL BOYS SCHOOL AS A BOY???”)
I’d also say that Sam would probably know especially if we buy feminine products from him, and he has his shadow friends monitoring everything/everyone to figure out what to stock up on. I think it’d be really funny if crewel, trein, and Vargas find out later on and when they do they understand how dangerous and scary it’d be for a single girl to be in a school surrounded by boys. I like to think that trein would especially be concerned seeing as he’s a father to two daughters himself, so he knows the dangers and concerns with being a girl to a higher extent than other staff.
While we very much are capable, especially having dealt with so many overblots, it still doesn’t negate the fact that we don’t have magic which further imbalances the scales of power on top of being a girl.
I’d like to think that the staff have they’re own set up and stuff to help us feel a bit safer by letting us use staff bathrooms (I’m terrified to think what going into a boys only bathroom would be like) or letting us hide out in their offices when things get to be a bit too overwhelming. Other than that, I don’t wish (and have a hard time imagining) that they’d treat us all that differently— generally same grading, assignments etc etc yk?
Anyways, I’d really like to hear your thoughts on these (no pressure at all please even feel free to ignore my ramblings and this message entirely 😅 )
Hello anon! I loved reading this ask sm and I'm so glad you enjoyed my crappy nonsense. I was thinking of continuing it with the staff and maybe the other characters that are in RSA or something since it did so well. (Staff x reader is platonic in this case)
AND I TOTALLY AGREEEEE!!!
Crowley would feel so good about giving a chance to the poor, unfortunate you who is transported into twisted wonderland by mistake AND in an all boys school. Realistically, they would all know but if Crowley really did care THAT much, he probably wouldn't reveal it.
And I feel like Sam wouldn't initially have stock for feminine products but the first time you asked, he would be skeptical like do you have a girlfriend? Then he would put the pieces together and realise that the reason you were always in Crowley's office was because you were discussing how to hide your gender? As soon as he realises, he WILL make a separate secret section for you. Sometimes you wouldn't even have to pay or when you do, it's very discounted. If he ever does run out of stock, he'll feel so guilty and just give you the money to buy it.
Vargas would be horrified. Like in genuine fear because how could he force you to do the same exercises as the other guys? He would blame himself for not knowing and you really gotta convince him that it was all okay. Next time, he'll try his best to separate you from them and ease the exercises a bit. He also makes sure the guys don't mess with you because you're the only girl in a school full of GUYS? He's furious at Crowley for not telling him sooner and he's going to ask him in the next teacher's meeting.
Trein would probably realise the earliest in terms of like all the teachers not knowing. He has two daughters, and he can tell you ain't one of the guys. He's much softer on you than all the other guys. If Ace or Deuce is caught sleeping in class, it's straight to him scolding them but if you are, then maybe you've just had a rough day... and do not be scared to vent to him AT ALL. He will give you the best advice ever and try to help fix it.
Crewel is the least cruel to you. He'll still give you punishments like everyone else but he's so much more caring towards you and if he sees Ace or Deuce messing with you in class... he's gonna deal with them. He would definitely try his best to protect you anytime he can.
All in all, they would all collectively try their best to make your experience at NRC the best you could ever have. So maybe they will try to let you use their bathroom but I'm not sure how that will play out since you can be caught. But grading and stuff should be around the same level. Especially since knowledge is really how much you study and it doesn't need magic so it doesn't hinder you from getting a good score.
This was so rushed because I gotta go to work soon, I love you anon and I hope this was up to your expectations!
You're a girl?!?!
Ignihyde is finally here ! Idk if it's ooc... I just rlly wanted to make Idia a blushing mess srry
Heartslabyul / Savanaclaw / Octavinelle / Scarabia / Pomefiore / Diasomnia
Ortho Shroud
He knows from first glance. His eyes do some weird xray thing and it automatically tells him everything about your health status and glucose levels and bpm and breathing rate and life expectancy. Then something stands out to him… that’s when he finds out you’re a girl. He did his scan on all the students during the orientation with the coffin. He’s quick to uncover your secret.
He’s never interacted with an actual girl outside of random strangers for small-talk or his mom. He’s so excited because he actually might have the chance of setting his big brother up on a date. You’re nice right? You’ll say yes to him right?
He does still do the gentlemanly stuff of helping you but it’s more of a platonic relationship of brother-sister. Ortho’s like the supportive little brother who enjoys being around you, despite the situation being haphazard.
It never came to you as a shock that he knew. And you never even confronted him about it, just let him do the thing of reminding you that your period is coming soon or cortisol levels are high. As long as it doesn’t reveal your secret to everyone, you don’t mind.
Ortho’s a very useful ally if you can make him useful. Everytime someone is so close to putting the puzzle pieces together and discovering you’re a girl, he can redirect their attention elsewhere or somehow change the situation to make them think otherwise.
Idia Shroud
Malfunctions.
Like literally malfunctions.
The person who suddenly appeared from the coffin was not only a magicless person from another world, but they’re also a girl?!
Being around the other students already makes him super extra nervous, what happens when a girl comes into the equation? I-i-it’s not like he has to approach you or anything but your presence just adds a whole new variable, but it would be nice to know what your world is like. Unfortunately, the only way to do that is to actually talk to you.
Ortho can’t just detect your thoughts just like how he did your gender. That’s the only way he could’ve found out so fast honestly. (Also because Ortho keeps trying to hook you up together)
At the moment of his overblot, he’s purely consumed by everything. From the fact that he was cursed into investigating overblots to the stress of the real Ortho dying. After everything is resolved, he realises something. He was defeated by you?!
The shock doesn’t come because he thinks girls are weak or something but it’s because he totally ruined his chances with you by 10000%. He literally felt his rizz deplete then and there. (Worst paragraph I’ve ever written).
He literally starts calculating ways to apologise and make it up to you in many different ways and even researching online. It’s just pure luck that you’re a really nice person. He somehow musters up the courage to go up to you and apologise for all the troubles he’s caused and you actually forgave him. As for the housewardens, he couldn’t care less honestly but this is pure bliss for him.
The fact that he actually has a chance?
He’s never interacted with a girl before so after he gets back to his room, he’s squealing like a teenage girl. It’s only after the first date you decide to ask.
“Did Ortho set us up on this date because I’m the only girl at school?” you ask.
He panics a little in his mind. “Y-yeah…”
“Wow… so are you willing to date me?” you ask, trying to hold back your laughter.
Idia, as his usual nervous otaku self, starts blushing like crazy. “W-WHAATTT?!”
“I was just teasing.” you quickly cut him off.
“Oh…”
It was Always You
SUMMARY: sebek realizes that malleus has your heart
PAIRING: sebek zigvolt x reader, malleus draconia x reader
WARNINGS: sad sebek :(
NAVIGATION: Twisted Wonderland Masterlist | Diasomnia Masterlist
Sebek did not like you.
You were just a random human that had the audacity to call the Great Malleus Draconia by a silly little nickname, instead of the Great Malleus Draconia, like everyone should address him. But the worst part was that his Liege was not bothered at all by this. No, you became a close confidant to Malleus without even trying. Which may or may not make Sebek feel jealous because he wanted to be there looking at gargoyles in the middle of the night with Malleus and be the one he confided in.
But it wasn’t him. It was you. It was always you.