How Many People Live In My Brain

[imtryingstill]

Imagine I was calm and normal about things

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[melancholic-whimsy]

when life gives you lemons you squeeze them into your open wounds

[flowers-in-book]

when i get more active on tumblr thats how you know im getting insane again

[freakoutgirl]

Can everybody go back to being a loser I miss when we were all losers

[angel-derangement]

okay everyone listen up!! 👏👏 new plan! basically what we’re gonna do is: dance 🕺

[konoko]

what if i just disappear

[likepetalswealleventuallyfall]

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

[creepymutelilbugger]

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

[tragicburnout]

you’re absolutely feral. (compliment)

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[justsayfkit]

forgive me father for i am back on my bullshit

[xtroor]

All roads unfortunately lead back to tumblr.

[motherfuckingshakespeare]

A HANDY CHART FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE. NOTE THAT THESE ARE ALL THE INFORMAL AND YOU IS THE FORMAL SO LIKE YOU WOULD ALWAYS ADDRESS YOUR SUPERIOR/ OLDER PERSON/ SOCIAL BETTER WITH YOU BUT WITH YOUR BUDS YOU CAN USE THESE. 

[heroineimages]

I’m not sure I knew the thy/thine distinction. Thanks for this!

[onbearfeet]

THINE IS ALSO GRAMMATICALLY EQUIVALENT TO YOURS.

“It is yours” and “It is thine” differ only in their level of formality.

[kosmogrl]

let me get what I want please please please

[greelin]

just need a drink. or a cigarette. or perhaps even a sledgehammer to the back of the head

[twistedangelboness]

having friends is cool until they worry too much and get in the way of your self-destructive tendencies

[scissorsaint]

(flirting) i could be your problem