...slow me down, it's drifting away from me...

~ demisexual/demiromantic/queer trans man ~ he/they ~ 24 ~ ~ current obsession: ~ the 1975 ~

[italiangayhound]

the hunt

[andrewhusselhoff-blog]

i am willing to bet my entire life savings that he spent at least a good solid hour trying to climb that fucking tree for the sole purpose of looking like a badass

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[jlhgiyftr75587ityjgfhdsetljdse]

I am an old person and tumblr is the porch

[goodoldfashionedvillain]

Like colours, but if colours hated me

[baleful-meat-worm]

who up magnusing they archives

[bezsemisem]

Season 5 in a nutshell

[wreegis]

in the eye of the beholder 💚

[redlobter]

Podcast so good it got me invested in the lives of british people

[wreegis]

its more likely than you think!

[sepezzz]

keep your dog on a leash

[homunculus-argument]

The entire range of human skin tones varies from so pale white that it's almost kind of blue, to so deep black that it's almost kind of blue, and I think that's beautiful. Do you love the colour of the guy.

[infectiouspiss]

everyone line up i've got one bottle of testosterone gel and there's 17,000 of you i'm about to pull a move not seen since jesus did the bread and fish glitch 2000 years ago

[ros-sauce]

[miiilowo]

hold on i need to engineer an image that will cast 20 psychic damage on a niche group of people

[miiilowo]

how are we feelin

[dimeadoesnt]

[ironfoot-72]

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

When this means nothing to you

[crystalcrossing-remade-deactiva]

shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

[allegedly-human]

As is tradition in tumblr culture the locals unearth the corpse of a long deceased figure and drag it across the streets merrily, laughing at what is preserved of the person’s words. This custom, seen as morbid in other cultures, is instead done gleefully and with an unmatched enthusiasm

[scoliosisrick]

MADE THIS CONTRAPTION TODAY :)

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Absolutely fascinating use of free will. Was it always your life's goal to get electrocuted in the shower while your screams are drowned out by the screams of The Machine?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the thing about having Globes (be they boobs or butt or any other mighty mounds), is you must occasionally, while walking around naked, cup them in the palms of your hand and give them a good JIGGLE, like Justice balancing her scales

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

@cyko-tik-tabaxi real for this: #no one else is gonna slap my ass and call me a good boy #might as well do it myself