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well this has gone completely fucking pear-shaped, there's no other way out of it, you're going to have to decapitate me  Male | 17 | Canadian art blog - vertebral-column.tumblr.com twitter - @cliveoil

[saundering-deactivated20180828]

satistically speaking at least one person has to have dropped dead at disney world

it’s too well frequented, it’s in FLORIDA which is stocked to the brim with old people, and everyone knows that crocodiles can climb fences, so there’s an inherent element of danger there already

[saundering-deactivated20180828]

that’s way more horrifying than my original post intended to be! thank you! what the fuck!

[friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman]

college is just as ridiculous as everyone thinks it is

last term i was 35 minutes into the first day of a roman society class and there was this dude eating burritos in the third row, and the prof asked him a question and the dude just went “i would love to answer, but it just occured to me this is NOT honours environmental economics” and stood up and left

[the-average-gatsby]

ＴＨＩＳ ＭＵＳＴ ＢＥ ＴＨＥ ＷＯＲＫ ＯＦ ＡＮ ＥＮＥＭＹ 「ＳＴＡＮＤ」！！ 

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[friend-san]

[bladekiind]

Sapphire!!!!!!!!! The qualityisnt that great im sorry iv been away from my computer for a week nd i drew this on my phone @___@

[weirdmageddon]

the hiveswap steam greenlight description is golden holy shit

(also clicc that mf greenlight)

[wolfenstein3d-remade-deactivate]

[brucebocchi]

what the fuck have we actually uncovered the true source of the fucked up sad cat face

this is an extremely cursed image

[transfemininomenon]

LIKE if you would ask what’s wrong

REBLOG if you would wipe away his tears

[hobisdaydreams-deactivated20180]

im tired of u fake ratatouille fans thinking the rats name is ratatouille 

[shardilvers]

alola!

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

[cyber-macabre]

[awesome-picz]

Dangerous Dogs Behind “Beware Of Dog” Signs.

[foodfightme]

Joey has killed more than you can imagine.

[junk-os]

sometimes your 13-year old self teach you things. good things.

re blogging for the artists that follow me

[magicalcake-deactivated20230604]

this is actually so damn important

[wallywestisbae]

as black friday and the holidays slowly creep up on us 

please please please remember to be kind to cashiers and retail workers

they want to be home and out of the store just as quickly as you want to be

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

I guarantee they are not getting paid enough to put up with your bullshit, and whatever material crap you’re buying isn’t more important than being a decent human being to someone providing you a service. Come the holiday season I smile more, try to up the charm factor, and tip even better than usual (and I’m a damn good tipper.)

You want to spread the spirit of positive winter holidays? Remember that retail workers are human beings and deserve respect and empathy.

[bogleech]

Who’s even responsible for these abominations a touch screen is one of the most germ-ridden of all public objects and some jackass decided they’d be a great thing to force people to interact with immediately before eating

[wheresanegg-blog]

the coke freestyle is the greatest invention in mankind’s history shut the fuck up grandpa

[memecucker]

You cannot stop the march of progress

[profanesnare]

how else will i get my caffeine free diet coke with lime flavor

[andrewhusselhoff-blog]

People who live in places it doesn't snow: Snow is so pretty! People who live where it snows are so lucky.

People who live where it snows: fucking Inconvenience Powder

[gomjabbar]

punch me in the face with ur muscles please

[wayneradiotv]

im glad humanity rebuilds itself and the first thing we recreate is mario teaches typing out of a refurbished xbox