glory & gore

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[qanhowell]

spooky happenings

[shitpostempire]

[drunkharry]

why is this so funny

[methylbenzene]

[mchieal-deactivated20191028]

[horrorphil1-deactivated20160802]

[buttercuplester-deactivated2017]

[aizea]

[crisshowell]

[7seulgi-archive]

dan icons! 

credit me if you use pls

[smashing-yng-man]

[theycallme-jb-deactivated202103]

This is so accurate it hurts

[howltrs]

[abyssgazewithme]

danisnotonfire aesthetic → black

[insp]

[ltc-kilgore-deactivated20181027]

if you want to know how bad marriage is hitler killed himself after less then 40 hours of being married 

[keyess]

I feel like there might’ve been some other things going on in his life too, but there’s really no way to be sure

[thelastdiadoch]

[eroscestlavie]

i will tell anyone who listens about how besides being a loose adaptation of the illiad, the spongebob squarepants movie is about coming out

[eroscestlavie]

replace every mention of “being a kid” or “being a goofy goober” with “being gay” and the spongebob sqaurepants movie is about a young gay man who is denied a promotion by his homophobic boss, gets drunk at a gay bar with his friend the night after and comes to work absolutely sauced, then goes on a journey to try to deny his true nature complete with scenes where he and his friend try to fit in at a masculine gay-bashing biker bar, he grows fake facial hair (a “beard”?) and attempts to perform hypermasculinity unsuccessfully, just before he and his friend are captured and die they come out to each other and they cry a tear in the shape of a heart which saves their lives and ride back in victory on the back of david hassellhoff’s butt and then have a glam rock musical number where they radically celebrate themselves and at this point i’m not even making changes to the metaphors here that’s just what happens literally in the movie spongebob is gay

[74mg]