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I want this on a 2067 Internet history and culture book
āLeo had slammed his hand on the table countless times and he moved his hand further and he crushed a crystal cordial glass. Blood was dripping down his hand. He never broke character. He kept going. He was in such a zone. It was very intense. He required stitches.ā
WHERE
IS
HIS
OSCAR
The poor man has literally given them blood.
That is the best Quentin Tarantino face Iāve ever seen.
Please give this man an Oscar.
ive seen this post all over the internet now and its amazing to me how so many people thought that i was making some brilliant point about how trans people should be included in the military when really i just wanted to troll one of the worlds most evil organs of violent imperialism on the web
in celebration of reaching 1500+ followers and recently getting a debit card iām finally doing my first giveaway! itās pretty small since i donāt make that much moneyĀ but iām doing it anyway! anyway! onto the rules and prizes!
RULES:
mbf me!! this is a giveaway in celebration of my followers so iām gonna fucking check! if you unfollow after fine ur fucking loss.
donāt try to argue on prizes. this if my first one of these and if u argue on prizes i will eat you
likes donāt count and donāt use giveaway blogs!
ends july 11!
PRIZES:
$45 worth of shirts/merch from either the roosterteeth store or 1shirt! this doesnāt include shipping! iāll pay for u.s. & canada shipping!Ā
i know this really isnāt much and iām sorry! good luck to to you lovely humans!
my algebra teacher is pregnant and asked my class for baby names and she called on me and i panicked and said luigi
I WAS ON MY PHONE IN ART AND I READ THIS AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND A KID NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE āWHO ARE YOU TEXTINGā AND I PANICKED AND SAID āLUIGIā
GUYS THIS SHOULD BE A THING. EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU SOMETHING AND YOU PANIC JUST SAY LUIGI
luigi! at the disco
iāve reblogged 3 variations of this already
Isnāt Reese witherspoon old enough to portray a presidential candidate where is Legally Blonde: Commander In Chic Iām not fucking playing around
blue
I feel like Bernie Sanders might be too good to be true
Doesnāt take super PAC money? Wants to raise minimum wage? Realistic plans to end college dept and ensure our Educational system is on par with Europeās? Taxing the rich to fund his plans?Ā
I feel like heās going to be elected to office but then surprise twist:
He rips off his skin during his inaugural speech and reveals himself to be a lizard person.
But then double twist:
He keeps his promises and is still a better president than all the others combined.
The hills are alive with the sound of illegal fireworks
individual canadians confirmed as 5 gays in a trench coat
Dear fellow autistics of tumblr, I present to you: explainingthejoke, a tumblr which explains jokes and memes and other mysteries.Ā
Shout out to binghsien for unearthing this precious resource.
Oh bless this.
Things Not to Do to People with Service Dogs, Please, Iām Begging You
Immediately assume they are pets without looking
Pet them, ESPECIALLY without asking
Ask their owners to leave without checking to see if the dog is a service animal
Roll your eyes when the dog is a service animal
Ask whether the dog is a service animal when they are clearly wearing a service coat
stop????????????? questioning my wifeās fucking service dog
It doesnāt matter ifĀ āother people have tried to bring pets inside,ā that doesnāt give you the right to ask illegal questions??
Thatās like saying,Ā āSomeone hit me with a stick once, so no one can use a walking cane in my establishment because they might hit me with it.ā
if you see a dog wearing all of these:
ASSUME SHE IS A SERVICE DOG
Helpful Facts About Service Dogs
They can be any breed.
They may even be other species, such as miniature horses.
They are allowed anywhere the human public is allowed, such as restaurants, stores, markets, hotels, bathrooms, etc.
You do not need to ask if a dog is a service dog, as long as the dog is wearing a clearly-visible jacket.
As an owner/employee of an establishment that someone brings a dog to, you are only entitled to ask two questions. You donāt NEED to ask any. You are allowed to ask two.
The first question:Ā āIs the animal required because of a disability?ā NOTE: If it is obvious what the dog does and why it is required, you ARE NOT allowed to ask this question (for example, if the handler is in a wheelchair or also using a red-tipped white cane).
The second question:Ā āWhat task does this animal perform?ā ALSO not required if itās obvious.
Thatās it.
Any more and you are violating the ADA (Americans with Disabilities Act), opening yourself and your business up for a hefty lawsuit.
There are two times you are allowed to ask a service animal to leave. You are NEVER allowed to ask the dogās handler to leave, no matter what the animal is doing.
The first time you are allowed to ask the animal to step outside: if it is not housebroken, and poses a sanitary risk.
The second time you are allowed to ask the animal to step outside: if it is acting aggressive towards or endangering other patrons.
Thatās it.
You are only allowed to charge a cleaning fee if you would normally charge a human for the same fee. In other words, if the dog leaves hair on the floor and you wouldnāt charge a human for shedding on the floor, you canāt charge. If itās a hotel and you wouldnāt charge a human for peeing in the tub, you cannot legally charge the dog for the same.
You are never allowed to ask for documentation that an animal is a legitimate service animal.Ā This is in part to protect many people who donāt have access to medically-provided dogs, who have trained their own service dogs (perfectly legal and fine), or who canāt carry papers around with them at all times.
You may not ask that the animal perform their task for you.Ā What the fuck, donāt do this. Think of allergy alert dogsāare you really going to wave an allergen in front of someone that might have a deadly allergy just to prove that the dog isĀ āreal?ā congratulations, your ass is sued.
If you want more helpful facts please hit me up, Iām just really sick and tired of going places with my wife and her service dog only to get the message loud and clear that everyone is nervous and weāre unwelcome, when her dog is the most polite, well-trained, well-MARKED animal youāve ever seen.
A typical conversation entering 2/3 businesses we went into today:
Person: Maāam, you canāt have a pet in here. You have to leave. Wife: Sheās a service dog. Sheās wearing her coat. Person: Oh, sorry. We have to ask. People bring their pets in here sometimes, and we have to ask them to leave, because theyāre not allowed. Wife: Sheās not a pet, sheās a service animal.
Please spread this. Some people just donāt know. Others think that if they canāt see a disability, it doesnāt exist or need treatment.
@people who refuse to tag their 4th of July posts
Hello! My nameās Laura and iām Lakota Sioux!
My family and I abstain from celebrating 4th of July every year because weāve literally had our lands taken from us, our people brutally slaughtered and our traditions erased by the white people who broughtĀ āindependenceā to this country, and we see it as a big middle finger to Native American people. Naturally, as such, I donāt enjoy seeing posts about this holiday. They physically make me upset, and more often than not iāll see my mother cry because of peopleās blatant disregard for our struggles.Ā
People tell me to shut up and not ruin their fun every year. People tell me to not be so preachy. People tell me relax. No matter how many times I try and explain that theirĀ āFREEDOM FUCK YEAHā posts only apply to those of light skin, people still ignore us.Ā
I understand that you guys want to just have a good time, and donāt let me stop you, but please have some regard for us today. Please keep the people whoās entire existence was tarnished to make this day a thing in your minds and hearts when youāre eating apple pie and setting off fireworks.
Please just listen to us for once.
Reblog this for me, please. I want this to be heard.
Dear axe, your ad is horrible. Let me explain how:
1) It objectifies women. 2) It tells young men with female friends that they are not āreal menā. 3) It tells young women that ārealā men donāt want to be their friends, they only want to ātearā their clothing off. 4) It insults men with braids. 5) It is advertising a crappy body spray.
Okay, that last one was just my opinion. The others are facts.
No, that last one was definitely fact.
And, just as a reminder, the same parent company that owns and produces AXE also produces Dove.Ā Remember that the next time they claim to be āwomen positiveā.
āstop being a friend and start being a manā is one of the most fucked up twisted phrases I have ever seen written with sincerity
itās Fatherās Day so hereās my big Fatherās Day fuck you to the fathers who were never there for their kids and a bigger one to the fathers who were present and abusive. fuck you. Iām your childās dad now.