DaniTheOreo

The pen is mightier than the sword

[babygoatsandfriends]

[problackboy-deactivated20150502]

the CRUNCH

[l0vebites-deactivated20201105]

oH MY GOD

[straightboyfriend]

me texting someone

me: hey its me, an inconvenience,

[sixpenceee]

Still fancy that cup of soup, now?

[keetongu]

yes because im fully aware that liquids start to solidify when you reduce their temperature you fucking buffoon

[pochowek]

sixpence is a self caricature at this point

[witchcrab-deactivated20180824]

*a picture of ice* still fancy that cup of water?

[mintyarisato]

[30rockasaurus]

[vanessawashere]

go

[bigbardafree]

switching on your computer before you make yourself food so by the time you come back your computer is turned on and waiting for you like a naked lover

[unabating-deactivated20190408]

[danitheoreo]

So my best friend climbed in a rack at JC Penny's and when someone came by to buy "Neon 80s" clothing she would slowly peek out and waggle her finger saying "Dooooont you do it!"

[danitheoreo]

This is javavo ;~)

[danitheoreo]

I'm edited :P

[mostdonuts]

[laughatyourproblems]

[danitheoreo]

Send me an Ask: Hetalia Style!

America: What is your favourite place to eat?

Australia: Do you have any quirks when speaking?

Austria: What kind of person do you wish to be?

Belarus: Is there anyone you love? Family, friends, romantic interest?

Belgium: What do you think of your siblings?

Botswana: Do you like to sing? Why or why not?

Bulgaria: Who do you consider close to you?

Cameroon: Describe your culture.

Canada: Favourite wintertime activity?

China: What was the best moment of your life?

Cuba: What sort of grudges do you hold if any?

Cyprus: What hands-on activities do you like(drawing, carving, building, etc.)?

Denmark: Do you wish for something of your past?

Egypt: Do you stand up for what you believe in? How?

England: Are you controlling?

Estonia: Do you think people often misunderstand you?

Finland: What do you prefer, kindness, sternness, or apathy?

France: How do you show love for those you care for?

Germania: What is the hardest thing you have ever had to do?

Germany: Do you have a hard time forgiving yourself?

Ghana: What is our favourite sport?

Greece: Do you let other help you when in need?

Hungary: Who is the person you trust most?

Hutt River: What is the most memorable dream or nightmare you have had?

Hong Kong: Do you fear death?

Iceland: Do you hide your real personality? Why?

India: How important is family to you?

Japan: Tell us a secret about yourself.

Kenya: What is your favourite wild animal?

Korea: What is one thing you accomplished by yourself?

Kugelmugel: Is there anyone you have a love-hate relationship with?

Latvia: Do you believe you are brave?

Ladonia: What is the internet site you visit most often?

Liechtenstein: How do people underestimate you most often?

Lithuania: Do you desire power?

Macau: What is your favourite festival or celebration?

Molossia: Do you consider yourself strong?

Monaco: Do you think you are a lucky person?

New Zealand: Would you rather be an elf, dwarf, Hobbit, or wizard?

North Italy: What is your least favourite part of your personality?

Norway: What was the most disappointing time in your life?

Netherlands: Most generous thing someone has done for you?

Poland: Hardest thing you have gone through?

Prussia: Would you prefer to live forever or die alone?

Roman Empire: How would you like to be remembered?

Romania: What is something you are very ashamed of?

Russia: Have you ever suffered from low self esteem? Do you still?

Sealand: Who is your best friend?

Seborga: What is your favourite beverage?

Seychelles: How do you handle people being rude to you?

South Italy: What is your favourite part of your personality?

Spain: What would you tell to the person or people you hurt most if you had a second chance?

Sweden: Are you a leader, follower, or independent?

Switzerland: Would you consider yourself evil, good, or neutral?

Thailand: How good is your poker face?

Tibet: What do you value most?

Taiwan: What do you think of the people or person who raised you?

Turkey: Would you ever want children?

Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus:

Uganda: How would you like others to see you?

Ukraine: What is one thing that has made you stronger in life?

Vietnam: What is something you are proud of about yourself?

Wy: What kind of art do you like?

Zimbabwe: Who is your favourite character from any folklore?

[kadeu-deactivated20171222]

MY SCIENCE TEACHER JUST EXPLAINED ATOM NUMBERS AND ATOM MASS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE TO US BY SAYING “If you want a persons number you look them in the eye and ask them but if you want their mass you look a little lower” IM GONNA CRY

[danitheoreo]

What?! The number is right there for you, you just gotta look for it ;3

[thesheikah-deactivated20180831]

[kobragirl]

Sometimes I feel like this show is documenting Steve’s slow decline into a mental break. 

[comakid]

____________ listened to an advertisement on spotify. 

[kc-taco-sixty-six]

I just realized that “lead” rhymes with “read”, but “lead” also rhymes with “read”. 

[nico-hulkenbutt-blog]

you piece of shit.

[wordsgonesilent]

You just broke the English language.

[-hewastheirfriend]

but what if instead of getting drunk we all got sober like what if we were all constantly drunk and then on the weekends we get sober at night and have tea and intelligent conversations and then the next morning we’d wake up drunk again like “man i was so sober last night i think i figured out a cure for cancer”