dame tu manos

happy Halloween you babies

[captorations]

undertale is returning and this time skeleton fucking is strictly banned

[oatmealo-remade]

me: i’m over undertale now i’ve moved on

gaster: HEY

me:

[cursedimagez]

there was this one kid at a party i was dragged to and i am forever haunted

[snoopingasusualisee]

I tried ordering a boneless burger and the entire fucking system crashed

[web1-0]

Reading the error log, this thing didn’t just crash. Somehow ordering a boneless burger corrupted the bootloader. Amazing bug right there.

This thing didn’t crash, it BROKE

[pokeyscrypt]

literally just 

[spectrometrie]

Scaliger Castle, Sirmione, Italy

[gyppa-deactivated20181011]

try building it on land next time you stupid italians

[foginthecountryside]

^^^ try to fuck off you ignorant bitch. non sai di merda neanche se ne mangi un secchio, diocane

[gyppa-deactivated20181011]

Whoa mama mia cunt

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[shiftythrifting]

A collection of baby heads. The one on the lower right has something green encrusted on the corner of its mouth. Found in Virginia Beach.

[mitchfynde2]

me @ my teeth when i eat something too cold

[animalbody]

nothing makes me more nervous than my bus taking a different route then it normally does like???? where are u taking me

[animalbody]

me: I’m the king of public transportation, a ghoul haunting the streets that run like veins through this city-

the bus: turns left where it normally goes straight

me: I am naked and alone in this universe and no one is watching over me

[sherlockfanscommentingonthings]

please do not have children

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“I’m gay” “to who?”

[lornagonigall]

[hardpee]

[flateartheroftheday]

TODAYS FLAT EARTHER OF THE DAY IS:

Hatchworth from Steam Powered Giraffe

[dank-meme-doggo-deactivated]

where am I what year is it

[mysillycomics]

once you realize that you can draw anything and everything you start living the dream

[lesbiandirtblock]

minecraft: and the universe said I love you

me:

[i-am-a-fish]

hey uh i got somethin to say i uh hey

ATTENTION, STOP FUCKIN SCROLLIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

u cute ily

[dank-meme-doggo-deactivated]

@sugarcoffins

[animalfeels]

[everythingfox]

The maned wolf, aka long legg