I love coleslaw

16. NZ. I'm lame asf bye

[artificialei]

Okay but ppl who “don’t believe in global warming” ???? Like if the earth’s temp ain’t rising why the fuck the ice melting???? the White Witch been killed??? Lmao smh

[tastefullyoffensive]

[gothicprep]

this is literally the dumbest post on this website yet im laughing at it

[drlectertho]

this is the best post on this website

[dankest-lightshades]

idk if ur response was sarcasm or not but i know that bc its me you fucking egg ofc i know when ur birthday is

Is this you jesus? ;) ;)

[dankest-lightshades]

the mighty 1 7 in 10 days #startthecountdown #gonnabesoold

Omg are you God how do you know this? Thanks anyway tho

[dankest-lightshades]

r.i.f.t.b.

Risk it for the biscuit! Lmao I try live by this but at times you have to be careful to consider what kind of biscuit is on offer like if all you get is maybe a super-wine then you better have odds in your favor maybe if there were toffee-pops or Tim-tams you could up the risk but be careful out there fam you might get a ginger nut but in the process loose your teeth then you'd be in a right grim sitch

[dankest-lightshades]

me: has anxiety over work i haven't done

me: has internal breakdown instead of doing work

[tastefullyoffensive]

[chuchoteh-deactivated20160512]

wHAT THE FUCK

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

[boterhamworst]

[qlexie]

“hey do you want the rest of my-“

[doofuses-deactivated20200101]

fuck a double text I’ll quad text u think I care buzz buzz it’s me again ho

[thislittlediary]

[dankest-lightshades]

during a makeout session

me: fuck, not again

me: why is the what's new scooby doo theme stuck in my head

girl: what

me: nothing, never mind

me, internally: what's new scooby doo, we're coming after you, gonna sooolve that mystery

[sojuandhenny]

lets just lay in our underwear and make out for hours

[reforge]

you've heard of harrison ford, get ready for

BaldDad Toyota

[allhumorposts]

[parsleysage-rosemarythyme]

*eats snack while looking for a better snack*