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[anxi]

[thexfiles]

Being a daughter is like *apologizes to your mother even though she's never apologized to you*

[ineffablebadwolf]

Me: *feels bad about something I said when I was angry a minute ago and apologizes*

My mother, after I tell her what she did to me was fucked up and it makes me feel like shit to this day: that didn't even happen

[basketcase1982]

24 hr christmas music station: rudolph the red nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose

some fucking primal part of my psyche that will NEVER let me live in peace: like a lightbulb🎵

[staraptor]

some 13 year olds are dumb as hell but some 16 year olds are dumb as hell too so its not an age thing some people are just fucking dumb as hell

[kazbrekkcr]

I’ll ask someone I like. Someone cool.

[supremelordoveralldinosaurs]

[tendersea]

emmy award….. now.

[janinegregory]

You’re gonna go work for The Vulture? Have you forgotten how awful he is?

[feminismohoy-deactivated2023051]

[i-am-grell]

Cell Block Tango: *Plays*

My thoughts for the next 7 minutes:

[gerardpilled]

If Venom came out 10 years ago my chemical romance would’ve been on the soundtrack send tweet

[gerardpilled]

venom 2 let’s make it happen folks

[ememely]

(wakes up at reasonable hour) (stays in bed for two more hours)

[drunkenssoldier]

(goes to bed at a reasonable hour)(stays awake for two more hours)

[whatamitoyou]

ah, the duality

[yourwisehistory]

Jason ‘I like to throw axes at bullseye’ momoa

[linaisbluepancake]

[bextheboo]

[lordoftheinternet]

some thoughts are so private that you only share them with a therapist or 17,000 people on the internet

[not-used-to-being-normal]

Where’s the John Mulaney quote

[not-used-to-being-normal]

[kyloren]

That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying As you wish, what he meant was, I love you. And even more amazed was the day she realised she truly loved him back.

THE PRINCESS BRIDE (1987) dir. Rob Reiner | HOLES (2003) dir. Andrew Davis

[theocseason4]

[teaboot]

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

[teaboot]

They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

[edgar-allan-possum]

I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.

[elidyce]

Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. 

Odysseus: Regret it why?

Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.

Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in. 

*A couple of months later* 

Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit. 

Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure. 

Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family.