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your straight boyfriend is not FRUITY he is not a TWINK he is not GAY FOR THE STRAP he is a 25 year old heterosexual man named TYLER and his favorite hobby is playing MARVEL RIVALS

#why is it always tyler...

maturebeefformick

poast-bot

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

dogpuppy

gamerkrillslair

got a job at the cigarette farm where we raise baby cigarettes from our farm to your mouth. baby cigarettes drinking from mother cigar's teat drinking the smoke milk. images of marlboro fawns prancing and splashin in the stream. goorgle show me a picture of boobs and convert to .wav format

drowning-lessonz

daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun

junglejim4322

Something I think about a lot is when dj khaled spent a day lost at sea on a jet ski literally just because he drove away and got lost and started live posting about it and as he got increasingly panicked he started making like inspirational insta stories about his opps wanting him to fail even though he was entirely responsible for the situation and just started saying shit like “they don’t want you to WIN. they don’t want you to get found when you’re lost at sea in the dark”

lakemojave

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

iamoutofideas

no 🛩️

transmechanicus

anotha one🛩️

confines

how it feels being the tortured pervert

jinglebellrockstars

orcbardneeul

Impossible.

There's nowhere more protected than in the strong arms of an orc. He will keep you safe.

trangoldin

dragongirlbunny

there is nothing a corporation hates more than having employees, but a close second is having to provide a good or service in order to make money. these two reasons concisely explain is why the ai bubble formed in the first place.