sad and pretty

Just some gay living in TN feel free to message me :)

[dannicki97-blog]

Hey y'all

With Tumblr dying and all, you can find me on insta and snap with dannicki97

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send butt pix before the purge

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oh lord

[snyggvur]

Reblog for butt pix in ur inbox

[bodyglitter]

spotify gives you all of your stats every at the end of every year and makes you a playlist of your top 100 songs, makes you six (6) personalized playlists every day, And a playlist every monday of new music based on your listening history and yall still gonna say apple music is better? i have to laugh

[wtf-fun-factss]

India’s Plastic Roads - WTF fun fact

[brunhiddensmusings]

‘we are dumping all this waste that will not biodegrade and will still be present intact in hundreds of years’ ‘we also have these roads that degrade in less then twenty years and need frequent costly repairs’ ‘guess these two completely unrelated problems will never be solved’

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WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR

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[sparreauxchirps]

I just learned the origin of pink lemonade and I need you all to hear this.

So this dude selling concessions at a circus back in like 1857 ran out of lemonade and he needed water to make more, but there wasn’t a stream or water pump, BUT the BAREBACK HORSE RIDER had just washed her pink tights in a bucket of water, staining the water pink. So, being the enterprising fella he was, dude just threw in the lemons and sugar and told everyone it was special strawberry lemonade. Well, the circus patrons saw pink lemonade and thought, “That’s fucking amazing!” and he ended up selling twice as much lemonade than usual.

To reiterate.

This dude sold people sweaty horse crotch water and it was so popular it became an Actual Fucking Thing.

DELICIOUS.

[catgifsinthesenate]

I thought for sure this would be fake, but I looked it up and no less of an authority than Smithsonian Magazine says it’s likely true.

YIKE

The Unusual Origins of Pink Lemonade

It’s a pretty scary story. It does involve clowns, after all

[giffingcartoons]

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me after posting something funny to tumblr

[jewish-mccoy]

reblog if you hate nazis and don’t think they should speak on college campuses

[silent-wordsmith]

reblog if you hate nazis and don’t think they should speak.

[alpine-insurrection]

reblog if you hate nazis and don’t think they should breathe.

[splatterbug]

The original super smash bros: they’re a bunch of toys fighting it’s all fun and make believe! 😃

Ultimate: God enacts judgement on the universe, destroying everything and everyone except for Kirby, who must fight the possessed husks of their friends and defeat God

[framewxrk-deactivated20200419]

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

[catchymemes]

This dog was depressed for 2 years after his best friend died, but then this duck showed up

[rachelofcyberia]

dogs get reincarnated as ducks

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

all dogs go to heaven but the best boys come back for their friends

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[sanetwin]

declaring “this is the bad place” every time you are even slightly inconvenienced is peak humor

[femestella]

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This post manifested demons into my home

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“the actress for the Kim Possible movie looks too young!”

Do these people know what a 16 year old looks like or do they just assume all teenage girls have the face and body of a 25 year old victoria secret super model

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what 16 year olds look like vs what y’all think 16 year olds look like

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the Kim Possible movie, the She-Ra reboot and the Thundercats reboot are proof that if you make previously sexualized characters a little bit more respectable and age appropriate, horny grown men will have an uproar

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People condescendingly telling me that nobody is doing this can kindly fuck off because the actress (who may I remind you is 16 lol) literally posted this

[yolkbread]

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K/DA Akali & Evelynn — POP/STARS (ft Madison Beer, (G)I-DLE, Jaira Burns)