Art and Fandoms

Hey, I'm Danny. I'm 22, queer, autistic, and disabled. Into a multitude of fandoms but especially Shadowhunters/TMI

[alec-prettyboi-lightwoodbane]

Magnus: Alexander and I are having a baby.

Raphael: That’s gre-

Magnus, slamming down adoption papers: It’s you, sign here.

[overheardinidris]

Jace: I'm so tough, I'm on alert even when there's no danger!

Clary: Babe, that's PTSD.

[alec-prettyboi-lightwoodbane]

Jace: So, what time does the judgemental express arrive?

Izzy: Alec gets here at noon.

[alec-prettyboi-lightwoodbane]

Magnus: Look, I’m just trying to look out for you.

Raphael: I never asked for that! You’re not my dad!

Magnus:

Raphael:

Magnus: *Sniffs*

Raphael: No wait-dad, I didn’t mean it-

[alec-prettyboi-lightwoodbane]

Clary, holding a cauliflower in front of Simon’s face: What is this?

Simon: ...Cauliflower?

Clary, to Jace: Now tell him what you think it is.

Jace, arms folded: Ghost broccoli.

[overheardinidris]

Magnus: I was put on this earth to do one thing.

Magnus: Luckily, I forget what it was so I can do whatever the hell I want.

[overheardinidris]

Maia: Your family has a lot to answer for.

Alec: I know. I have a list. Isabelle has a file.

[overheardinidris]

Magnus: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Alec: Several traffic violations.

Clary: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Jace: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Izzy: Also, that’s not our car.

[pommegranatea]

isabelle: i sleep with a knife under my pillow

jace: pf, weak. i sleep with a sword under mine

alec: you're both losing this game

jace: yeah? and what the you sleep with?

alec: the high warlock of brooklyn

i don't know if anyone has done that yet, but i had to anyway. the urge was too strong

[magnuslightwood-bane0414]

Magnus and Alec cuddling on the couch just talking about their days

Magnus: Alexander, do you think straight people understand anything?

Alec: absolutely not

Jace coming out of the kitchen in just boxers stuffing cereal into his face: hey I’m straight!!

Alec and Magnus: exactly

[buffoonprincess]

*trivia night at Magnus's loft*

Izzy: Name three US states where it's legal to smoke marijuana recreationally.

Magnus: [without even hesitating] Colorado, California... Is it New York, now? Is it legal?

Alec: Not yet.

Magnus: Fuck, I'm in trouble.

[macfairchild]

Alec: Why are there little handprints on the wall?

Magnus: *turns to Max* Why are there little handprints on the wall?

Max: I have little hands

Magnus, shrugging: He has little hands

[fictionfantasyandfolklore]

don’t do drugs, kids

[fantasticangelrebel]

Jace: Hey, do you think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Alec: You’re a hazard to society.

Magnus: And a coward. DO TWENTY!

[inesthereader]

Magnus: Hi, I'm Magnus...and you are...?

Alec: not as straight as I thought I was

[nextonmy-tbr]

"When one day people look back on me and what my life meant, I don’t want them to say, ‘Alec Lightwood fought in the Dark War’ or even ‘Alec Lightwood was Consul once.’ I want them to think, ‘Alec Lightwood loved one man so much he changed the world for him."

- The Queen of Air and Darkness (The Dark Artifices 3)

[fan-person-forevernever]

Ty: it’s not gay if I want to date Kit but as friends, right?

Mark: I’m not an expert, but that sounds gay.

Alec: *eating chips* I’m an expert,

Magnus: that’s gay.