Dreki

she/he. HTTYD.

[brokentoasterrr]

people often forget that characters lie all the time and while the concept of big dick ilya is fun and sexy, it is infinitely funnier to imagine shane, who is intimately familiar with ilya’s respectable six inch cock, pulling out a tape measure when he gets home after the infamous “nine inch dick” text exchange, measuring out nine inches, and just thinking to himself

this fucking guy

[jeffthemagicdragon]

@saltypendeja reaping what he sows... the conses of his quences

[lavenderprose]

Crucially #myshane plays to his twentieth season which is just long enough to have the experience of meeting Ottawa's new draft prospect, also named Shane, and to smile and jokingly say, "Hey nice name," and for the rookie to gulp and say, "Thank you sir I am named after you" and that makes Shane sit in his stall and stare at the floor between his skates for. Significantly too long to be healthy.

[sexfilledbloodbath]

everybody left the restaurant but im still right here 🫩🫩🫩🫩

[drekialba]

#myshane is gentrifying

[marmelade-sky]

hollanov doing the hand size comparison thing and Shane's hand is bigger. He's bashful about it, because he loves feeling a bit small around Ilya (and Ilya can lift him up etc). Meanwhile, Ilya is instantly so hard that he loses vision for a second.

[ilyasmole]

Okay more hornyposting. I know this idea has floated around a bit and it’s fully real in my mind now. Shane’s dildo is a mold of his own dick. I think there’s absolutely no way he risks going to sex shop or ordering one online that early in his career. That would be admitting something about himself and risking getting caught. In my mind the Montreal has a particular form of hazing. 3 years ago a rookie’s gf was cheating on him because he was on the road all the time, sparking a new tradition of Montreal making the rookies all clone their dicks into dildos in a homoerotic ritual that is actually pretty standard for men’s sports team. Anyway the point is that now each rookie has a copy of their dick they can give a girlfriend, because to hockey player games that will definitely prevent infidelity problem solved. So Shane just like…has this dildo. And an explanation for why he has it. And he knows he likes sucking Ilya’s dick so maybe he should just…keep practicing. And maybe practice anal too, just in case. And he finds out he really likes it.

Important too is that I am a hung!shane believer so like he’s been fucking himself with a dick that is a bit bigger than Ilya. Also it’s Montreal Blue btw. Ilya discovers that for years Shane has been fucking himself with his own dick, getting ready for Ilya’s by practicing on a bigger cock. Ilya gets so hard he gets a nosebleed, passes out, etc etc

anon....i love your brain.....this is insane....

[virginshane]

hey what if. ilya fucking shane with the shane-dildo and praising him. asking ”you can feel how big you are?” asking shane to look at his own cock ”you’re taking all of that right now”

[lesbianlandry]

[lesbianlandry]

happy mangetout monday

[jacksally]

HEATED RIVALRY 1.04 — Rose

[lesbianlandry]

get shane some pwhl lesbians and ilya some drunk bathroom girls NOW

[loontattoo]

Hello hello 👋 I really love awkward / cute sex headcanons for Shane and Ilya. Do you have any you can share?

this is on my mind because of that post going around about ilya in shane’s childhood bedroom and I’m thinking about them trying to have sex on shane’s old twin bed while they’re staying over one time and shane’s a little giddy about it all because he never really had that experience of sneaking girls into his bedroom when he was a teenager meanwhile ilya’s corruption kink is going crazy thinking about fucking shane on top of his hockey-themed duvet except they are both 200 pound men and so of course even trying to be quiet as ilya fucks him they break one of the old wooden beams under shane’s bed frame and they both freeze when they hear the loud crack of the wood snapping and they lock eyes and shane’s like fuck fuckfuck and ilya’s like shshssshhhh and they’re both red in the face but also trying not to laugh and then as soon as they decide the coast is clear ilya starts slowly thrusting again trying to make as little noise as possible but that just makes them giggle and they’re kind of distracted now but then ilya keeps shallowly fucking shane, really slow and careful and quiet and they end up finishing with their hands over each other’s mouths, laughing softly as soon they come down and then ilya is like “sorry i broke your bed, little shane” and shane rolls his eyes and is like “big shane now. and it’s my mom you should be apologizing to. wait no actually don’t say anything about this to her. ilya. don’t. stop looking at me like that. stop smiling! don’t! oh my god fuck off.”

[hollanderthoughts]

he’s letting me free use his dick for my birthday which is weird because I thought I did that anyways to be quite honest

[art3missilver]

Happy birthday buddy I promise I’ll say something profound after I sleep <3

[gaysie]

“shane doesn’t like troy because troy used to be homophobic to him” is a fine and good possibility but it’s even funnier and better in a world where we just watched shane commit 1000 homophobic microagressions against fabian bc he’s never met a fem gay guy in his life

[tweeterwilbury]

People will literally be doing anything on ao3

[tweeterwilbury]

^ what inspired this post btw

[liminalmess]

songs that Ilya and Cliff have definitely drunkenly screamed into the (1) mic that they’re sharing at karaoke #tome:

1. many men by 50 cent (pretending to shoot each other and themselves during this one)

2. it wasn’t me by shaggy (while humping the air periodically and also each other)

3. baby got back by sir mix-a-lot (Ilya is “pretending” to grind on Cliff during this one while Cliff “pretends” to smack his ass)

4. the real slim shady by eminem (lot of up hand movements during this one)

5. young wild and free by snoop dogg (do I even have to say what’s happening during this one)

6. who let the dogs out by baha men (lots of obnoxious barking)

7. party rockers by LMFAO (they’re trying to do the stupid dances really badly and almost falling over a lot)

8. yeah! by usher (Ilya is doing usher’s parts while cliff does lil jon’s ad libs, both of them badly try to sing luda’s part)

[poetrylesbian]

[poetrylesbian]

finally figured out how to shorb

[isisisak]