my professor said my assignment was âlateâ because it was due on friday.........like phil my dude last time I checked the concept of time is dead and days donât exist anymore
COME THRU PHIL!!!!

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my professor said my assignment was âlateâ because it was due on friday.........like phil my dude last time I checked the concept of time is dead and days donât exist anymore
COME THRU PHIL!!!!
LUSH Series - Gouache by Madeleine Bellwoar
i know iâm cute but you can remind me
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now iâm thinkingâŚ.maybe this is the good luck post
âŚ..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine
How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. Iâm not saying they canât be but how would they communicate that.
:/
this is so fucking funny
Things I want in the next 5 years
- a stable job that i love
- enough money to live comfortably and travel
- a fulfulling relationship
Putting this out into the universe
Wanna get tacos and fuck?
me flirting: okay so how temporary is this?
you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog
Couldnât risk it.
didnât realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.
THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe itâs a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what youâre wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT
remember in grade school when u were that girl that was always Too Into the friendship
Hereâs your fukcing endgame spoilers
Conservatives: I hate Muslim people. Look at what that Muslim person did at that Orlando LGBT bar.
LGBT people: So, does that mean you care about LGBT people?
Conservatives: No! Gay people are pedophiles, and transgender women are just men who want to invade womenâs restrooms and harass women! WE NEED TO PROTECT WOMEN!
Women: So, does that mean you care about women?
Conservatives: Shut up, feminazi! Women in the United States are not oppressed! If you want to talk about womenâs oppression, you should be focusing on how women in other countries are treated!
Refugees: So, does that mean you care about people from other countries?
Conservatives: Stay out of our country! Why should we care about refugees when we have people here who need help?
Homeless People: So, does that mean you care about people who need help?
Conservatives: No! Get a job, freeloader!
this is accurate
Conservatives: Â Why donât you all care about me?! Â
Everyone else: Â [Stares into the camera like they are on the Office.]
[id: tweet by buffalocialism reading âif you have so many prisoners that you have to deny them the right to vote because they would significantly impact election results, the main substantive problem is that you live in a police stateâ]
Are we surprised tho
Reminder: the (((sachler))) family owns the patent to the drug and the cure to the drug that has middle america in itâs grips.