come back with a warrant

virgo. i'm just here to establish an alibi. playlist.

[important-cat-pics]

[effbombmom]

hero cat fights the power

[papayajuan2019]

baby's first everything ever

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if I wrote a dystopian novel where the corrupt evil megacorporation that controls society has a fucking smirk for a logo, my editor would tell me to use a less heavy-handed metaphor

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and yet

[twinkiefairy]

I love this because if I were to write a literary novel in the Western cannon that described the image of an apple with a chunk bitten off, any high school English student would tell you it is a Bible reference meant to represent the source of all evil and downfall of humanity and YET 

[autonomerdackel-deactivated2022]

Imagine a dystopian novel that features a machine that creates nothing but pollution and wealth for the people operating it and constantly more of these machines pop up. Well that is such an over the top metaphor for how capitalism ruins the environment without actually creating anything? Well…

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[anchovy]

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

[anchovy]

I’m so fucked

[liberaljane]

[egberts]

disney princess 👑

[nonlynear]

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

[tabipalette]

my melody inspired custom crochet miffy by bondinbuds

[gremlynn-draws]

A rabbit, his sword and his slain enemy.

Inspired by illuminated manuscript marginalia depicting armed rabbits.

[arcadebroke]

[seracadash]

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

[lenin-it-to-win-it]

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[folder-333]

🐖

[winelipred-deactivated20260430]

seeing a notification from a mutual is just like hi I love you btw