Bitter exes trevilieu who have to be a fake couple for The Good Of France™
Louis: "You bicker like a married couple already!"
Richelieu: "I doubt that it's wise, Your Majesty."
Treville: "He is right."
Louis: "I'm glad you are in agreement. Good luck!"
Then trevilieu gets plunged into a espionagen shenanigans, where they have to:
Spend a week in a carriage, travelling
Oh No There's Only One Bed
Slip into pretending to be in a relationship, but they actually were in a relationship some years ago, and it's too easy and familiar
Richelieu serving cunt in red robes
Treville serving cunt in that blue outfit from s3
Petty fights about who's hogging the blanket ("You snore" "You slobber on my arm" "That was ONE time")
Going around and telling the moles the story of how they fell in love, each time more and more extravagant and outrageous (they're all lies)
Everyone around them is deeply uncomfortable because the vibe around them bickering is that they either will stab each other in the throat with a fork, or have a passionate, athletic love-hate sex