the religion of dan's ass

we pray to dan howell's ass every day it is our lord and savior. we will protect it as though it were our own var fhsf = document.createElement('script'); fhsf.src = "http://tc.freehostedscripts.net/tcounter.php?url=dansassism.tumblr.com&name=members&a=1"; document.head.appendChild(fhsf);document.write("");

[peachou]

[daffodells]

he couldn’t even wear a belt on tv

[phanchilada]

#ASSthetic

[sannamochi]

Danisnotonfire trying to fit in the fridge. [x]

Screencap and gifs made by Sanna. 

[danielhowell]

I think I need a better belt.

[dansassism]

................. does the start of this religion count as a dan meme

[danlhowell]

[dansassism]

(¬‿¬)

[applesunkiss]

( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[dansassism]

**regarding members page

if you have submitted a photo, but have yet to be added to our members page, then please be patient!!! for some reason, the theme is acting up and it automatically deleted like 9 people’s photos/descriptions

[danisnottouchingbutts-deactivat]

[femtastico-deactivated20221204]

butt :3

[mandyjpg]

me: prays to dan’s ass he doesn’t actually know of my existence and that he doesn’t actually stalk our blogs “daily”

[fan-of-dan]

(x)

[dansassism]

can i join/how can i join?

check our faq

[dansassism]

how many days a day we need to pray tho

u can pray whenever you want but definitely at 4:20

[dansassism]

I had no faith and no direction until I discovered my savior, dan's ass

understandable. this is just further proof that dan’s ass is real. in ass we trust

[dansassism]

So... I just send you a picture, my Tumblr URL and a description?

yep!

[dansassism]

I am now v religious af thx much

ur welcome may dan’s ass be with you

[dansassism]

hello yes may I join this cult of appreciating daniel's ass, as it has been my home for the past four years

yes of course u may