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Winyarda Holidays and Festivals

[victusinveritas]

[jackhawksmoor]

[weaselle]

"adventurers are actually more scared of you than you are of them"

"he's literally just doing what an adventurer is supposed to do"

"do you think they think of us as Giant Adventurers?"

"do you know how many other creatures would be infesting our cave if there were no adventurers?"

"how would you like it if you were bumbling along on your little adventurer day, and some giant dragon thing squished you for the crime of being yourself?"

"y'know, so many dragons are grossed out by them, but i think they're fascinating! Did you know some adventurers form symbiotic relationships with small monsters? Some of them even do a simplified form of spellcraft! Like, with actual magic and everything!"

[probablybadrpgideas]

I didn't know people had favorite limbs and now I want to know which one yours is

You know, the big one.

[pixel3r]

OP, are you a fiddler crab?

[probablybadrpgideas]

I have the body of a human. I don't need this suspicion,

[dansdnd]

is the body the one you were born in? or do you just have it in your possession?

[probablybadrpgideas]

No-one will tell the PCs about plot hooks, because they like the PCs and don't want them to die.

[dansdnd]

You can always count on No-one to let the crew know that the mission is a plot hook that could lead to certain death. It's nice to have a heads-up from someone who's been through similar trials!

[probablybadrpgideas]

All the great forces of evil have been defeated, leading to the new scourge - all the mighty adventurers and noble heroes now out of a job.

[dansdnd]

that's when you get yourself contracted to a city as 'evil prevention'

something in between loss prevention and a maintenance job- you do your rounds looking out for evil, maybe help people down on their luck to prevent them from feeling compelled to turn to evil, are are always ready to answer when the maintenance supervisor local ruler calls and says there's a breakdown an evil force rising that needs to be taken care of

[probablybadrpgideas]

You have 20 minutes to explain the rules of dnd to your parents. Then they try to repeat the rules as best as they can. Whatever they cobble together from memory is the ruleset.

­Ok but what if my parents are cool and awesome?

[nerds-in-wonderland]

TTRPG Sunday~~~ 🧚🏻‍♀🧝🏻‍♂🧙🏻‍♂

[probablybadrpgideas]

Ever-Blurred Creature, cannot be identified as a consistent single form - as such could be anything all at once; a rat, a red dragon, maybe just a small bird or maybe a mermaid. All perception rolls against it are at a disadvantage. As it is all creatures at once till proven otherwise, it can look like a flying frog only to be morphing into a bipedal horse with frightening fluidity in its changes. You don't know what it exactly is, but you do know it can see you.

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[brewerssupplies]

Part of making a ttrpg is opening the document and looking at it.

[dansdnd]

[probablybadrpgideas]

Elemental plane of testicular tortion

[dansdnd]

[dansdnd]

MERRY CRIT HITS TO ALL AND TO ALL SOME GOOD DICE!

[probablybadrpgideas]

The players are allowed to roll to seduce, but if they do it too much a rumour will spread that the character is a succubuss(/incubus?) and people will start hunting them

­

[probablybadrpgideas]

Ace Dragon. Next time someone tries to seduce a dragon, the dragon pauses attacking to politely explain that they are ace and completely uninterested in such activities. If anyone else in the party is also ace, the dragon becomes willing to engage in peaceful resolution, for solidarity. If anyone on the party responds with anything derogatory, the dragon becomes enraged and will be much harder to defeat. Neutral reactions will resume combat with no significant change.

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[brewerssupplies]

How do you play Tabletop RPGs?

In-Person, with Friends

Online (Virtual Tabletop, Voice Call, etc)

Play-by-Post

In-Person, Local Game Store

Another Option I didn't think of

Voting ended onNov 23, 2025

[brewerssupplies]

How often do you play tabletop rpgs?

Daily (I'm either lying, or incredibly lucky)

Every Week

Every Other Week

Once a Month

Every Few Months

I'm Playing When I Can Get My Group Together (I'm in Hell)

Voting ended onNov 21, 2025

[the-fluffy-folio]

☠️ Homebrew Monster from the Deep: The Bellyfish

A D&D homebrew creature born from abyssal nightmares, the Bellyfish drifts along coastal trade routes, chirping like a playful dolphin—until the sound warps beneath the waves into something ancient and wrong. Sailors say when the song stops, so do the hearts nearby.

Dive deeper into my growing D&D homebrew bestiary on my Patreon—more creatures, monsters, and maritime horrors await. 🌊✨

[someemochick]

[fishingscam]

op didn’t add a link so here’s a link to his patreon where all of his minis are free to download please support him if you can

[marlynnofmany]

I would absolutely download a dragon, and I’ve already shared this with my D&D group. We’re gonna have some adventures! Thank you to everyone who made this possible!

[sufficientlylargen]

This is leaving out the best part of his patreon, which is that he’s been doing polls for “silly models” to create for years, bringing us such wonders as the Baba Yaga Taco Truck, the Horse Head, Goostarian (Goose Astarion), a Pirate Ship Mimic, the Honkdra, and Definitely The Five-Headed Dragon God Tiamat And Not Five Wyrmlings In A Trenchcoat

[probablybadrpgideas]

Power word: bill

Summons bill