Boiz Night

I have a crippling obsession with memes

[memewhore]

[outofcontextdnd]

Please don’t seduce the cow.

(via outofcontextdnd)

[dante524-blog]

Chill vibes, Song of the day (bringing back that irregular posting tho)

[horanforirwin]

I get emotionally attached to lyrics, like not necessarily a whole song just that one line that hits you in the gut and pulls out every emotion you can possibly feel and every time you hear that one line its like the whole world is okay for a few seconds.

[ufomism]

did you know?

for just $0.00 a day you can provide me with Attention

[gutter-goddess]

If you want to ignore me and deposit $500 into my paypal account that’s cool too.

[dante524-blog]

HOLY SHIT

Why do you people follow me

[outofcontextdnd]

I demand an eulogy for my velociraptor!

-After a failed gambit involving collapsing a skyscraper

[moritzcracker-deactivated202305]

“the skeleton war is stupid”

I don’t like your skeletone

[outofcontextdnd]

Are we REALLY about to start a fight at the DMV?

The Skald to the Brawler (via outofcontextdnd)

[bang]

everyone reblog this now

[dante524-blog]

kek

[happynewfears-deactivated201701]

this girl did not have do Alvin n ‘em like that omg

[dante524-blog]

Friend: Hey, tell me a good pick up line

Me: Ayy bb you beaver cuz dam

[reminds]

‘Cause you are my medicine When you’re close to me

On Melancholy Hill - Gorillaz (via queensummit)

[comradesaucegay]

predictions for 2016

we will continue to wear skinny jeans 

the use of emojis will rapidly decrease 

rollerblading will finally become cool again

after obama’s presidency is over he will give up on politics and start a let’s play channel on youtube where he only plays hatoful boyfriend and kitty powers matchmaker

[dante524-blog]

You mean Heelys would get cool again right?

[easilyattachedtofictionalpeople]

How to get into the NBA everybody.

[roysyesterdayjam]

Truth bombs on On The Spot for days.

[ohnoquizilla]

[memewhore]