Locals Only

Brenna, 21 and this is a blog with random shit. Enjoy.

[b-rainrot]

[lorelaigilmoure]

Depression is a very serious illness.

[end0skeletal]

When foxes discovered the fairy penguins living on Middle Island off the coast of Australia, their numbers were decimated. The population plummeted from 800 birds to fewer than ten in 2005. A local chicken farmer had the idea to station two sheepdogs on the island to chase off the foxes – and it worked. The fairy penguin population on Middle Island is now at 250 and climbing. (x)

[daziechane]

My name is Dog

I walk de rockses

Protecc de floofs

From all de foxes.

I am so big

And floofs are smol

I lubs dese birbs

I lubs dem all.

[darkbookworm13-deactivated20240]

what good puppers!

[putalittleloveonme]

ꈍᴗꈍ

[harryshousesonvinyl]

[rebelwhodoesntknow]

You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, now in quarantine

[cigaledebois-deactivated2023091]

You can dance, you can jive, but you can’t go outside

[bigmammallama5]

OOOOOOOHHH see that girl, watch that scene, but through your window screen

[jaidefinichonv2]

[gaxhar]

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

[sunwukxng]

this is literally the funniest comment this video could have

[thefruitthatgodforgot]

Funny how sex is an irresistible human urge when a man rapes a woman but when a woman gets pregnant and wants an abortion she should have been smarter and thought twice before having sex if she didn’t want a child

[feminismcollectives]

My reblog speed tho -

[danandphileveryday]

So quick

[letitbefiction]

I think I’ve became the flash with how fast I rebloged this

[alexaduke]

[77lllll]

[theyarenotaboy]

Put this in the MOMA

[witchdaggers]

a year later this is still the funniest video on the internet and i can’t even adequately explain why

[lewisaur-deactivated20210222]

wow

[onion-souls]

It’s a perfect blend of several major kinds of comedy: confessional, relatable observation comedy (who hasn’t had someone make an incorrect presumption based on your appearance?), absurdist prop comedy, and character comedy revolving around her looks, voice, and mannerisms. And reclining (almost) out of frame is the perfect button on the skit. It’s comedy genius.

[theminkayproject]

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

[darthmelyanna]

I still can’t figure out why Terry Crews bothered with a career in football before acting.

[takingofforionsbelt-deactivated]

The world wasn’t ready for him yet, that’s why

[sandandglass]

[a-melior-ate]

salem was very trully representative of the gays. Like i watched my fair share of lgbt movie but this cat held more of my identity and culture than any gay character on tv

[melonmemes]

Life imitates art

[science-fiction-is-real]

bitch you know he wore that shirt BECAUSE he was getting on a plane

[thenameisdog]

[bekksrich]

#punny

[that-edm-life]

[chokkilissa-nahollos]

im the dj screaming w laughter

[bienergy-deactivated20180719]

I think about this at least once a day.

[tacomel420]

working in customer service be like

[patterbay]

I’ve never seen more effective use of fantasy animation to promote tourism [x]

[jitterbugjive]

When they say ‘slight exaggerated’ they aren’t kidding. Here, just look to see that these are real honest to god places:

Yeah. That shit’s all REAL. You guys think the video’s amazing, check out the real deal.

[aprillikesthings]

I’M SO GLAD SOMEONE DID THIS POST 

[the-mamishka]

This is so beautiful, it brought tears to me eyes! I heard about this advertisement while I was at NWC, but I forgot to look it up. So lovely!

[starryfromcosmiccove]

Oh man, dud, what?! Lmao, I though it was gonna be anothing country than America, but all that is in Oregon?! SIGH ME UP!

[osterfields-deactivated20181007]

y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu

me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.

[nervousangelconnoisseur-deactiv]

naw fuck that bucky’s punches aren’t easy to block, it’s WAY funnier if peter blocked a full force punch from bucky, who only a few seconds later realizes he’s a kid as soon as peter opens his mouth

that’s the face of a man who went from “holy shit he blocked my punch?” to “holY SHiT a 12 YEARoLD BLOCKED mY PUNCH???” in 3 seconds flat.