This Patient Unironically Loves DMC Devil May Cry

He/Him/Headass | old man (20) | I'm so cool you don't even know it yet | I reblog yaoi like constantly, you'll have to deal with it Tags are #Dante's Penis

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[shmooseee]

more 2000s fashion jason!!

both he and my dad were 19 in 2005 so i’m projecting my dads music taste onto the guy

[nagiishigh]

Even more Fatson and others doodles

[noelle-ism]

sorry i rear ended you. my car is.. in heat

[noelle-ism]

Yeah its kind of a compliment i guess. that it wants to fuck your car. so just tell your insurince that

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[targetedknowledge]

[muffinlance]

Calico out there putting tuxedo on the mats

[do-you-have-a-flag]

[assfuckmcgriddle]

[mephostophilis]

are non brits aware of count binface.

[mephostophilis]

to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.

[spell-fox]

For context Farage can't be prosecuted for this while not in office. His tactic is to be re-elected to show he is a man of the people beating all other parties (and therefore laws don't apply??). Other parties have chosen not to run ostensibly because it lends legitimacy to his stunt but more likely because it is a Reform stronghold and they are unlikely to challenge him anyway.

Except in the hour of need, a binface stepped up.

So either he gets in and is prosecuted, or he loses to a bin.

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

[bo0zey]

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[targetedknowledge]

[puddox]

[mochlus]

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

[mochlus]

you may be familiar with disney twisted wonderland, the gacha game in which various disney villains are used as direct inspiration for handsome anime boys. well that game was so successful that disney is trying to do it again but this time they're just animeboyifying whatever

here's mickey, goofy, donald, and chip & dale. yeah they turned mickey & friends into anime boys. they're an idol unit or something. they're technically not anime boy versions of the source characters, they have different names. mickey's guy is "Neo Michel". not michael, michel, like he's french. chip & dale are "Ruska Moncrief" and "Ranka Monk", they have different last names, they're not brothers anymore so that they can be yaoibait instead, anyways this post isn't actually about these guys I'm just setting the stage for the actual humanizations I wanted to show you

They also did monsters inc. And. Well it's obvious from the designs who mike and sully are. but you will also notice. the blonde one on the left. with glasses. monsters inc is kind of famously about just the two guys so they didn't really have a lot of other non-villain characters to take anime boys inspiration from, I guess, so, well,

Yeah it's her. they made an anime boy version of the mean receptionist slug. her name is roz btw, as all of boygachagame twitter has become extremely aware of in the past 3 days as we speculated prior to the release of the full image who tf the third guy was. the anime boy's name is "noah slugger". at this point no parody of the types of things gacha games will make gijinkas of will ever be able to live up to what disney is officially spending their own real money on designing

[mahmoudelhelousblog]

Every day, my son Karim goes out in search of water, carrying what he can and returning exhausted, all so that our family can have water for drinking and daily use. Getting water has become a daily struggle, and we need $100 to buy a water tank that will help us store water when we find it and ease this heavy burden on Karim. Any contribution, no matter how small, or even just sharing this post, could make a real difference to our family. Thank you to everyone who stands with us.

Help Mahmoud support his wife and 4 children

Hello, My name is Mahmoud. I have a beautiful family, all thanks to God, and I support my amazing wife, and our four children, including a n

[mahmoudelhelousblog]

We still need just $50 to buy a water tank. Water has become a daily struggle for us, and the tank would greatly help my family store water when it's available. Any contribution, no matter how small, brings us closer to our goal. And if you can't donate, sharing this post might help us reach a generous donor. May God reward you.

[dogpuppy]

[elokitties]

so many women are worried about aging and making sure they don’t sag or have wrinkles when you should be worried about making sure you’re becoming an outrageous woman who walks into the kitchen

[10001gecs]

I need to suck you off until you’re groaning like a beached whale 🫣

ok you can give me a blowjob but take the time to think of a more sexy simile please