♕Lizard In Disguise♕

hi. my name is [ delaney] ||Pisces • INFJ • Gryfinclaw||

[alrightevans-deactivated2015091]

remember that time harry accidentally did some underage magic and stormed out of the house and his immediate reaction was to begin planning his life as an outcast harry is such a drama queen jfc

[existentialeggs]

he’s not james potter’s son for nothing

[frhinznl]

have they seen the panic! fandom yet lol 

[danthememeprince]

People around: asexuals must be so lonely

People around: how can someone devote their entire lives to something OTHER than sex??

People around: what do they do with their time, even, if they're not fucking like rabbits or at least fantasizing about it

People around: i don't trust asexuals because they must be using all that free time to plot their world domination

Me, an asexual: WOWY WOW WWWWOW EVERYONE IS SO AESTHETICALLY ATTRACTIVE, EVERYONE IS SO CUTE, OH GOSH

[kittyvines]

[throhing]

BRB D E A D

[marcholasmoth]

I am morally obligated to reblog all kitten vines

[danthememeprince]

me: mom i can't go to school the stress is bad for the baby

mom: what baby?

me: me

[lobovoraz17]

It’s in the 60s in Philly right now. Hbu followers ? 😳

[babycakesbriauna]

We had a high of 73 here in the the Raleigh - Durham area

[gogoadaggio]

it was 68 in DE today 

[clarknokent]

This shit scary

[danthememeprince]

70 in Buffalo, New York yesterday 😩

[criminal-mastermind]

[wiseaufilmsofficial-blog]

when ur from texas and you freakin’ love your ridiculously tall jacked up truck

[danthememeprince]

@friedvolunteers

[despicablewench]

@ straight people every time you use troye sivan lyrics on edits of straight couples you owe me $10

[philslesters]

my fave thing about dan is that he maintains this #dark #sadboy aesthetic but in reality he’s just a squishy smiley baby bunny….you ain’t slick howell i’m onto your games………

[10inchflaccid-deactivated201701]

[freerenata-deactivated20180915]

merry crisis

[danthememeprince]

I’m way too late for this meetup, because it’s football Sunday I’m sorry wow. But hi I’m Delaney, the buffalo bills make me sad, Phan and Harry Potter make me happy. Asexual demiromantic. Okay l8r

[shouldnt]

Holy lord this is the best one I have seen yet

[shimmerangels-deactivated201804]

i can’t stop watching this like they could play this at a club and i’d get so hyped up i’d lose my shit

[emotionalfairy-deactivated20190]

the friend zone isn’t real

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

“Hello! This song is called,’Every Man Thinks He’s Entitled to My Vagina If I’m Nice to Him.’ [screeches] 

[dykereynclds]

au where remus asks sirius when they first meet “have i seen you somewhere before? you look familiar.” sirius, with the biggest shitfaced smirk, hands him his card and winks, mouthing the words “call me” as he walks away. his card reads, “SIRIUS BLACK, ADULT FILM STAR, 20-8747-4822”. remus has never blushed harder in his life.

[aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated]

To all the packs of 8th grade boys

Chill

[sandorclegane]