Euphemistically Excited

I live in Australia and do software things. I post funny pictures and texts.

[medievaljournalist]

wait here while my manservant fetches the anti-elf rifle

[fuckedelf]

U kno what im really starting 2 get fucking tired of getting shot at all tha time

[cutecipher]

[txttletale]

medieval peasants actually had access to far more Doritos than we do nowadays

[jennamoran]

oh! Is this the thing where they hid their Doritos in a secondary "hidden village" to dodge the sumptuary laws like in Dorito Shippuden?

[sofuton]

[elexecution]

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

[monkeyislandtwo]

fonts will be named shit like viscera antique, 16 bit dreams, doctor's orders, bingo condensed, googly, wish you were here

[equos-bipes]

for your consideration

[angelicguy]

[elliespectacular]

Tilda and the Tildas

A YTP of the 2002 sci-fi film Teknolust starring Tilda Swinton, Tilda Swinton, Tilda Swinton, and Tilda Swinton.

Full YTP with captions here! Thanks <3

[hillbillyoracle]

give me the beat boys and free your plums I wanna steal some of the icebox ones this is just to say

[devilishdescent]

>the goblin leaps to attack!

>the goblin misses!

>the goblin has scraped his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

[theunfairfolk]

the opposite of that "orc can't read ulysses" is an elf who smugly delivers a lecture misinterpreting the Very Hungry Caterpillar

[jockohomomorphism]

[dogin8]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You are an adventurer in a generic fantasy world and you use this weapon!

Do you like it?

YES!!!!!

yes

Eh it's okay

No

NO!!!!!!!

Voting ended onJul 21

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[quixoticornithologist]

there are sounds that only bald people can hear

[wizardlyghost]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

Ccan i hit?

I would parry every blow?

[osmanthusoolong]

I’m so fucking tired of people making these big pronouncements about fantasy genre conventions and tropes and they just reference Tolkien and Gygax and maybe Lovecraft, and just absolutely skipping entirely over Robert E Howard and Michael Moorcock! They have influenced sword and sorcery vastly more than HPL, and Gygax just lifted from them and it’s Vexing watching people lecturing about the subject while avoiding these absolutely foundational writers

[sotrias-labyrinth-deactivated20]

Why should a VN respect your time? Have you perhaps considered that your time isn't worth respecting? Now back to it.

[beardedmrbean]

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

[cookingwithroxy]

I want you to understand this. I NEED you to understand this. My mother read me the hobbit as bedtime story, and I started pushing myself to read before pre-school so I could in fact read the hobbit for myself instead of having to wait for bedtime.

I didn't do so right away but jesus wept I PUSHED myself to learn to read SPECIFICALLY so I could read The Hobbit! It is, in fact, a children's story! And children only see page count as 'there is a lot of this fun story to read!'