i don't do bad sauce passes
wallacepolsom
will byers stan first human second
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
trying on a metaphor
AnasAbdin
Keni
Product Placement
shark vs the universe
Peter Solarz
🪼
cherry valley forever
Cosimo Galluzzi
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Jules of Nature
blake kathryn
titsay
Monterey Bay Aquarium
we're not kids anymore.
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@daobsessed
My cat is a cute jerk
So, long story short, my cat, adorable and cute, but also appropriately named Lilith, has been giving my boyfriend and I hell.
Shes been digging in the litter box. We thought she didnt like the feel of it because she kept kicking it out.
Turns out, the little shit likes to lay down next to her litter box and play with the cat litter.
She literally has fifteen toys to play with. I can't... Fathom why.
Don’t mess with her.
Boyfriend sometimes Sleep Talks
Boyfriend, asleep: I need cuddles.
Me: You need them right now?
Boyfriend: -something incoherent but sounds like he is saying yes in a way-
Me: I'm sorry, what was that you said?
Boyfriend: -snoring loudly-
Oh, @markiplier you plonker! As a lipreader this was pretty fun to watch, considering the “stream” itself was muted.
“I’m a writer,” I say as I stare at the page without writing for the 2nd hour in a row.
I found myself going down a road that had many branching-off points. Each new route took me to either a disturbing or an enchanting theme.
One of the beautiful ones took me to my boyfriend asking if I wanted to settle down and start a family with him. He told me he didn’t care that I have a higher risk of miscarriage because adoption is no different to him.
A disturbing point took me to a man playing the violin terribly while making eye contact with me. He was just… slowly pulling the bow across the strings, making them squeal and groan. When I tried to turn around to go back to the loving words, a door was slammed in my face.
Has this been done?
Michael Cera is everywhere…
Ryan Higa on Steve Harvey’s joke that Asian men aren’t attractive
Not back to making 2 videos a day. A lot of games are just coming out at the same time and the let’s play embargo lifted on RE2 and LiS2 today so I jumped on them as soon as I could!
Plus they’re easy to record and edit so why not? :D I’m not over working myself lol I’m a grown ass man who knows how to take care of himself :P
Uh huh, I'm sure you are.
Missed 👏 opportunities 👏
PAY ATTENTION
Hey, @markiplier , guess what.
QUALITY
Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.
I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.
*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about
*leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst
consider the coconut
this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”
i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.
listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them
This was a wild ride
