A Man of Poor Taste

Judas - 34 - he/him

[darcania]

I didn't need a new lil obsession, but here I am

Look at my little lad, he's precious

[cyberglittter]

hair by nikki nelms & photography by adrienne raquel

[darcania]

Baaaaaald ass.

Gotta remove the black ink I used to mark where to embroider the face, but I'm getting 🤏🏼 a little better.

[desultory-suggestions]

You are allowed to completely change as a person by the way. You don’t have to stay trapped in the versions other people created of you.

[dizzyghoast]

brain, heart: idiot bitches who never know what they want

stomach, genitals: idiot bitches who know exactly what they want and never shut up about it

lungs, kidneys, liver: pretty chill organs, all told. if these ones are complaining then i'm usually the one who fucked up

[feotakahari]

You don’t wanna know what happens when your kidneys are idiot bitches.

[psshaw]

Appendix: the Unabomber

[darcania]

My mattress sliced my leg up pretty good bc I guess a spring popped through and my redneck ass put an old hardcover book over it

I went to check on it bc it's been a couple of weeks and lookit here

So there's more than one spring loose and my ass got luckyyyyyy

[darcania]

It's been a joy getting little plush requests bc there's always this mutual understanding that this is a skill I'm just now learning so quality isn't going to be the best and that's valid

Folks have been getting simplified versions of niche characters or their ocs. It's nice and I'm happy to serve

But like I need to stop saying "sure" before being hit with the specifics bc now I have to make a gd Fuggler lmao

"I need it to be as fucked up looking as possible with teeth-teeth"

Like it will definitely be that, that's for sure

[koloocheh]

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[idlelizard]

silly salt cellar

[littleguysdaily]

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

The thing they don’t tell you about executive dysfunction and poor time management is that you will feel guilty every second of every day for your entire life.

[stjohnstarling]

On the one hand, this year’s April Fools gag just being a game of centipede is kind of lazy, but on the other hand, I am sincerely relieved whenever this website shows any signs of life at all. I am glad they had the budget to do something for April Fools.

[stjohnstarling]

Being on Tumblr in 2026 is a lot like owning an extremely elderly cat and April Fools is like watching your geriatric pet get the zoomies. She’s still got it! She’ll live forever.

[orangetruckercap]

Vintage pokemon art by Aya Kusube

[darcania]

Just over here making cursed objects.

[darcania]

Just over here making cursed objects.

[susiephone]

so frustrating to be a skeptic with a sense of whimsy because like. I want there to be cryptids. I want there to be magic. I want there to be evidence of something we don't fully understand and can't explain. but then 99% of the "proof" out there for that stuff is like. the most obvious scam you've ever seen in your life.

[ckret2]

[elexecution]

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

[darcania]

He's an abomination, but he's my best abomination so far. 🩵