Ruana

eclectic baby witch, mostly spirit work

[a-joyfuljourney]

[timberphoto]

[theyawninggrave-blog]

Desdemona

[witchedways-blog]

bewitched forest 

[darconia-blog1]

I just saw a cockroach of the size of my fist. I have seen everything. *dies out of panic*

[darconia-blog1]

SHIT ITS GONE WHAT DO I DO

[elvensoul]

Blood and Wine… Author: https://vk.com/altairaksenov

[vampiremox-deactivated20191004]

ALSO: to all my sick mlm. Whether it’s neurological, mental, physical, whatever; I love you. Keep it up.

[deadlemonz-deactivated20201206]

[lvchd-deactivated20170404]

S/O to the girls that’s crying everyday and internally screaming due to a mental illness. I love you. You are never alone, beautiful.

[darconia-blog1]

When u have 1gb for a month and already used half of it for reading manga online. Darn u Uganda

[darconia-blog1]

I just saw a cockroach of the size of my fist. I have seen everything. *dies out of panic*

[darconia-blog1]

me @ me: just talk to them u guys are mutuals

also me @ me: BUT AM I MUTUAL ENOUGH????

[magic-spelldust]

fallen leaves… by zazielona

[torhallatalaksdater]

[prettyinpixiedust-deactivated20]

So one day a dwarf is talking to a human and finally realizes that when humans say woman, they generally mean “person who is theoretically capable of childbirth” because for whatever reason, humans assign social expectations based genital differences. (What a fucked up culture, the dwarf thinks.) But hey, better communication! So the next time the dwarf introduces theirself, they say, oh, by the way, I am what you call a “woman.”

And the trade negotiations just stop. They just stop cold. The tall people insist on speaking to the man, they insist on talking to the lady dwarf about all sorts of irrelevant bullshit, like recipes and childrearing and perfume

so the dwarf goes back home, enraged

and is like “BTW guess what happened, we’re all just going to be men forever now as far as the tall ones are concerned”

and everyone is justly horrified at this barbarism but they all agree to do whatever  it takes to squeeze those tall bastards for all the resources they are worth

and the dwarves get surlier, and the trade agreements less generous

and the tall people are all “what a miserable and greedy race”

but really they’re just still nursing a grudge about how goddamn backwards and sexist the tall people are

because their best negotiator, one of their sacred cave people, got snubbed the instant she said she was capable of childbirth - and a mortal insult like that can never be forgiven

[sunspotpony]

Because Pi’s tags are great:

#yes good #personal headcanon: dwarves have fundamentally misunderstood human pronoun usage #and gender roles #they are very perplexed by it #eventually they went ‘fuck it apparently ‘he’ is the correct word’ #‘it’s their language and they keep using it for us’ #so then you have this situation where dwarves are cognizant of the words ‘mother’ and ‘wife’ #but not the usual use of ‘she’ secondary headcanon specific to Tolkien dwarves #dwarves that choose to bear children are held in high regard #because they are making new dwarves it is the ultimate craft #that’s what mahal did you made a new person #it is very impressive #everyone is impressed

[avelera]

Just as an additional thought, we hear that women dwarves generally stay within the mountain and are a protected, guarded subset of the dwarves. There’s not many of them, so there’s an implication that women dwarves are too precious to be allowed out.

But what if this too is a mistranslation? What if the dwarves were talking to the Men and when asked “where are all your women?” they hit a wall. They whisper amongst themselves, and eventually come back with a question, “What’s a woman?” The Men are incredulous.

“Why, the members of your race that bear children, of course!“ 

More dwarven whispering.

They reach the conclusion that Men mean dwarves who are currently pregnant. Well! Of course those dwarves are currently safe within the mountain, well cared for and generally loathe to travel until the child is born. The Men take this to mean that all dwarven women are discouraged from traveling, and that their primary purpose is childbearing. Dwarves find this a satisfactory outcome, especially with the way Men treat their women, and so even when the misunderstanding becomes clear to them they never correct it.

[lizawithazed]

this is my absolute favourie Dwarf headcanon

[thatemeraldkid-deactivated20180]

“He’s using a lot of hot water,” Calcifer said from under the pan. “I think he’s tinting his hair. I hope you left the hair spells alone. For a plain man with mud-colored hair, he’s terribly vain about his looks.”

A Glamour Spell, Howl Jenkins style

Items Needed:

Shampoo

1 Pink Candle - optional

A Mirror (preferably mounted on the wall) - optional

A Shower or Bath

Your smokin’ hot self (All of you are smokin’ hot, end of discussion.)

Step One: While in the shower, begin washing your hair. Focus on your intent of catching the eye/capturing the attention of people around you. Focus on what you want them to see. What do you want them to see that catches their attention?

Step Two: While you think of the stuff from step one, keep washing your hair. Imagine the energies from your intent seeping into your hair, your scalp, and flowing through you. Tell yourself what you want people to see in you. Repeat it over and over again, like you’re programming the energies you just sent through yourself.

Step Three: When you rinse your hair, imagine the water taking all of your negative energies away (as if you were cleansing yourself), leaving only your positive energies and the energy from your intent behind. Focus on strengthening those energies (keep telling yourself what you want people to see/visualize it/etc.)

Step Four: Once you get satisfied with what you’ve done, you can carry on as usual after you’ve finished washing your hair. (The steps from here on out are an optional ending)

Step Five: When you get out of the shower and dried off, go to a mirror (it has to be clear, so if your mirror is steamed up after the shower, you can wait a while or go to a different mirror). Safely light the pink candle and either set it in front of you or hold it in front of you (be careful that your hair/towel/clothes/etc. doesn’t get it in, of course).

Step Six: Look at your reflection in the mirror. Imagine yourself getting the attention of everyone around you. Again, picture what you want them to see that captures their attention. Is it a physical quality? A mental quality? Both? What do you want them to see in you?

Step Seven: Say the following as many times as you want:

I wish for others to see me As I want me to be. Let their gaze drift my way And see exactly what I want them to see. This is my will, I say, So may it be.

When you’re done, blow out the candle. Aaand you’re done!

(The optional ending was just to strengthen it, in case you didn’t feel like you really accomplished the glamor while in the shower.)

[arsghostia]

30 Days of Super Simple Spells Day 7

Sweet dreams- a simple potion of promoting a pleasant and restful sleep.

Ingredients 1. Honey 2. Sugar 3. Milk (yes almond and silk are acceptable subsitiutes if you can’t find minllk non dairy creamer is an option not a pleasant tasty option but it would work)

Steps 1. Place a fair amount of honey on a spoon 2. Place a drop or two of milk on the honey 3. Sprinkle a little bit of sugar on the mixture 4. Consume 5. Got to bed

[xeptum]