Dardar84

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

i screamed

[dardar84]

When an Iron Chef is standing in front of you so you sneak a pic 🤗🤗🤗 #masaharumorimoto

[dardar84]

I need help naming my new baby boy

[teylurs]

when you hear the first few notes of a taylor swift song playing from a distance

[stephenswhitetshirt]

THE ACCURACY

[dardar84]

Pt.2 Wait #M83 #HurryUpWereDreaming #Junk #HOBDallas (at House of Blues Dallas)

[dardar84]

Pt.1 Wait #M83 #HurryUpWereDreaming #Junk #HOBDallas (at House of Blues Dallas)

[dardar84]

Princeton Landmarks Part Deux: The Tetanus Trials 💉

[dardar84]

It's been 84 years...and they finally got my name right👏🏽😭

[bornandbredginger]

did yall see this i spit

[dardar84]

Mr. & Mrs. Vargas (at Myers Park & Event Center)

[dardar84]

All I can say is what a night! To be in the wedding party was such an honor, but to be my brother's best man was even bigger. 💜🎀😃#RubenAndAprilsWedding #BestMan #BigBrosWedding #IHaveASisterInLaw

[wifeschooldrop0ut]

This is what I do on snapchat :(

[bee-sprout]

Hogwarts freshmen be like: Excuse me, um, ma'am yes I have a question. Um. Don’t only the witches ride the brooms? I mean - I’m not, y'know. I’m just saying.

Hogwarts freshmen 2: [with a lisp] leviosa! I, no, I have - I have a lisp. I can’t really pronounce things. [still with a lisp] Leviosa! I-I’m trying.

Hogwarts freshmen 3: Now you said the bathrooms were three doors down on your right, right? Well there’s a three headed dog in there. I’m not sure if that’s the ladies room or whatev. Why don’t we have maps?

Hogwarts freshmen 4: waitlisted: Are y'all gonna get anymore owls? Because I mean, yeah, see, he’s too tiny and he’s not as fast - he’s not as cool as, you know, the other owls.

Hogwarts freshmen 5: Hi, do y'all have regular skittles? I mean, I bought some yesterday and all of them turned into birds. I just want REGULAR SKITTLES.

[blackguysloveblackgirls]

THIS WOMAN HAS STOLEN MY HEART

[onlytwitterpics]

[dardar84]

Strawberry Ramune #イチゴ #ラムネ 🍓😁

[dardar84]

I was half way done with it when I realized I need to take a pic for insta. It's so good!!!!😍😍😍 #BlazingMango #BobaLand #TasteLikeAMangoneada (at Bobaland)

[notaudrey2009]

[cgartworks]