Protector of Hell's Kitchen

Please do not smoke within 20-30 city blocks of my location.

[daredevil-real]

Hello everybody.

Foggy said I need to “be more social” and “cultivate my public image”. So.

@spidey-official am I doing this right?

[daredevil-real]

Hey there, Hornhead! Who's your favorite supervillain to fight? That Stilt-Man guy seems like a hoot.

Hi. I don’t particularly enjoy getting the snot beaten out of me most of the time, so I guess Stilt-Man would have to be my “favorite”. Hope this helps.

[daredevil-real]

😂

Hahaha, this is such a funny image. I mean, wow. I’m dying laughing.

[daredevil-real]

She sells seashells by the seashore,

The shells she sells are seashells, I’m sure.

So if she sells seashells on the seashore,

Then I’m sure she sells seashore shells.

Oh, that's impressive.

Hey you didn't curse me just now, did you?

[daredevil-real]

oh. Im real. Dang it wish i weren't. Oh well, have a good day, i guess.

Thanks. Have fun working that out.

[daredevil-real]

oh....you're. Real. .....am i real?

Who even is this? Mike again? Look, we’ve been over this. Whoever you are, if you’re managing to send me asks on my tumbler blog you’re obviously real in some sort of fashion.

Happy?

[daredevil-real]

If you're not Matt Murdock then why do your tags state such

I'm tagging my lawyer, obviously. It's important to CC your lawyer on any important business communication.

[daredevil-real]

why do you dress up like a devil and not....like a bat, or something?

are you a satanist?

Why would I dress like a bat, I’m crazy not blind.

And it’s not just a devil, it’s a daredevil specifically. You know, like a stunt guy? Because I jump off of buildings?

[daredevil-real]

sarcasm.....? Oh.... So....you're....really.....real...?

Good grief you’re not giving up are you?

Yes, I’m real. There.

[daredevil-real]

ligma balls.

Oh, very funny. I'm laughing... so hard right now.

[daredevil-real]

i have ligma...

What?

What is that.

[daredevil-real]

You think you can hide your Tumblr from Mikey oh buddy pal you've got another thing coming 😂😂 Don't need no Foggy to redirect me here I've got that natural instinct to feel when someone's insulting Mikey over the inter net ‼️ square up the next time we meet buddy I'll show you what a real boy looks like 👊👊 don't care if you come in that red jumpsuit Matty's not the only one who grew up under Boxer Jack Murdock

...

I'm not going to dignify this with a proper response. Let me know when you're ready to be mature.

[daredevil-real]

Avengers? What are they gonna do with the giant cat?

I have no idea, but giant cats means this is out of my jurisdiction. I know my limits.

[daredevil-real]

*uses cat treats to tame the cat.* There. No more bad kitty. Good kitty now. *The giant cat lies down.*

Okay great. I’ll call the Avengers I guess.

[daredevil-real]

*a giant cat picks him up by it's mouth and drops him in the water.*

Hey, wai— fhisndksoxolabdbdj💦🌊💧🌊💦💧🌊💧💦💧🌊💧💧💧

[misterjameswesley]

Funniest thing to happen all day. *He snaps a picture*

@wilsonfisk-thekingpin

[daredevil-real]

Excuse you?

I hope the cat drowns you next.

[daredevil-real]

*saves Daredevil by pulling him out of water* I got you.

💧💦🌊💦🌊💦💧🌊hdinskdhjdjtthhhbthb—

Oh. Thanks. Hey could you take care of that giant cat before it drowns anyone please?

[daredevil-real]

*gives you a Four Lokos*

This smells terrible I’m not drinking this. Sorry.