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[dareelfishyboi-2]

Pov, Dr Frankenstein making his monster a bride:

[insert the main section of mambo no.5]

[dareelfishyboi-2]

Officially calling out the producers of Mario tennis: Hitoshi Fukushima, Gunpei Yokoi, and Morihiro Iwamoto for deadnaming birdetta in the game's character selection screen. This isn't the only game to make that mistake. Fix your games, Nintendo.

[dareelfishyboi-2]

I am officially coining the term "nothing IN the ordinary" for situations in which everything has gone awry.

[dareelfishyboi-2]

Y'know what they say. Always kill your heroes so they never mess up and become the villain.

[dareelfishyboi-2]

I love having little characters in my head because sometimes when people ask questions about lore it's like "euhhhhh I dunno? You think the Oracle knows the meaning of every prophecy they deliver for the gods?"

[dareelfishyboi-2]

Today is a very sad day. May you run forever freely and feast upon endless mountains of grass in the great plains beyond. We shall endure eternally, with a big grin on our faces, because that's what she would want us to do. Rest now, our daughter forever, haru urara.

[dareelfishyboi-2]

Instead of saying things are gender neutral, may I suggest......... Gendneric? (Generic things generally don't have an assigned gender plus I just think the word gendneric is funny)

[dareelfishyboi-2]

Nobody ever talks about Apollo 12. There's always big commotion about 11 and 13, but 12 just kinda goes unnoticed. It was relatively successful too. They collected some moon rocks and stuff and brought them to earth. I guess 12 is a bit of a weird number but yea I just feel like people should talk about it more often.

[dreamquestofunknownkadath]

One of my favorite genres of post

[dreamquestofunknownkadath]

[vanilla-kitty]

[daughter-of-sapph0]

[maple-syrup-drinker]

I have these saved in a folder called "wrong picture, Kronk"

[dareelfishyboi-2]

Reposting because these made me wheeze laughing at 3 am😭

[dareelfishyboi-2]

I've committed uma-heresy.

[thelostdays416]

[Oh!? The glorbo appears! And in quite a chaotic mood. They phase towards the glitchy guy, and with unnatural strength lift him by his head and shake vigorously. What happens?]

WOAH-

(You shake ##’s head. You hear the sound of something rattling inside.)

(## enjoyed the shaking!)

Hey!!! Me next, me next!!!

isn’t anyone going to question who this guy who showed up is???

(44 takes a picture. Truly, something to preserve in photo.)

[dareelfishyboi-2]

[The glorbo is joyous that these silly guys enjoy the shaking. They decide for comparative purposes they must shake them all, in order to compare the differences. And so they do!]

[thelostdays416]

(109 is shaken next, they really enjoy it.)

HELL YEAH!

(Then next is 137.)

Don’t come clo- wushkwuahmaoausnama

(They dislike being shaken by you, they don’t know you.)

(And last on the list is 44.)

Whsnkauahakauhskauhskaaiqjk-

(They enjoy it!)

[dareelfishyboi-2]

[do any of the others make similar rattling noises?]

[thelostdays416]

(None of the others make a similar rattling.)

(## was the only one.)

[dareelfishyboi-2]

[finally, after a few minutes of comprehending the results, The glorbo speaks for the first time.]

"do I smell taco bell??"

[dareelfishyboi-2]

[they hold the side of their head as if pressing the side of an earpiece, despite not having ears. They nod as if receiving information] "I've just been informed to ask one of you about"the cabin"? Which of you is #44?"

[thelostdays416]

(44’s tail twitches upon hearing your words. They remain quiet.)

The cabin? Isn’t that the thing that one Rudinn was talking about earlier?

We should really go check that out one day! To see if it’s real!

I’m pretty sure that’s the plot of some horror movie…

[dareelfishyboi-2]

"while this situation is quite entertaining it seems I'm required elsewhere at the moment, so, I shall return, and we will resume the conversation then! See ya!" [They pull a cartoon zipper down from thin air, and step through the opening. It zips itself back up behind them and blinks out of existence with a little ᵇⁱⁿᵍ! Noise.]

[thelostdays416]

[Oh!? The glorbo appears! And in quite a chaotic mood. They phase towards the glitchy guy, and with unnatural strength lift him by his head and shake vigorously. What happens?]

WOAH-

(You shake ##’s head. You hear the sound of something rattling inside.)

(## enjoyed the shaking!)

Hey!!! Me next, me next!!!

isn’t anyone going to question who this guy who showed up is???

(44 takes a picture. Truly, something to preserve in photo.)

[dareelfishyboi-2]

[The glorbo is joyous that these silly guys enjoy the shaking. They decide for comparative purposes they must shake them all, in order to compare the differences. And so they do!]

[thelostdays416]

(109 is shaken next, they really enjoy it.)

HELL YEAH!

(Then next is 137.)

Don’t come clo- wushkwuahmaoausnama

(They dislike being shaken by you, they don’t know you.)

(And last on the list is 44.)

Whsnkauahakauhskauhskaaiqjk-

(They enjoy it!)

[dareelfishyboi-2]

[do any of the others make similar rattling noises?]

[thelostdays416]

(None of the others make a similar rattling.)

(## was the only one.)

[dareelfishyboi-2]

[finally, after a few minutes of comprehending the results, The glorbo speaks for the first time.]

"do I smell taco bell??"

[dareelfishyboi-2]

[they hold the side of their head as if pressing the side of an earpiece, despite not having ears. They nod as if receiving information] "I've just been informed to ask one of you about"the cabin"? Which of you is #44?"

[thelostdays416]

[Oh!? The glorbo appears! And in quite a chaotic mood. They phase towards the glitchy guy, and with unnatural strength lift him by his head and shake vigorously. What happens?]

WOAH-

(You shake ##’s head. You hear the sound of something rattling inside.)

(## enjoyed the shaking!)

Hey!!! Me next, me next!!!

isn’t anyone going to question who this guy who showed up is???

(44 takes a picture. Truly, something to preserve in photo.)

[dareelfishyboi-2]

[The glorbo is joyous that these silly guys enjoy the shaking. They decide for comparative purposes they must shake them all, in order to compare the differences. And so they do!]

[thelostdays416]

(109 is shaken next, they really enjoy it.)

HELL YEAH!

(Then next is 137.)

Don’t come clo- wushkwuahmaoausnama

(They dislike being shaken by you, they don’t know you.)

(And last on the list is 44.)

Whsnkauahakauhskauhskaaiqjk-

(They enjoy it!)

[dareelfishyboi-2]

[do any of the others make similar rattling noises?]

[thelostdays416]

(None of the others make a similar rattling.)

(## was the only one.)

[dareelfishyboi-2]

[finally, after a few minutes of comprehending the results, The glorbo speaks for the first time.]

"do I smell taco bell??"

[thelostdays416]

[Oh!? The glorbo appears! And in quite a chaotic mood. They phase towards the glitchy guy, and with unnatural strength lift him by his head and shake vigorously. What happens?]

WOAH-

(You shake ##’s head. You hear the sound of something rattling inside.)

(## enjoyed the shaking!)

Hey!!! Me next, me next!!!

isn’t anyone going to question who this guy who showed up is???

(44 takes a picture. Truly, something to preserve in photo.)

[dareelfishyboi-2]

[The glorbo is joyous that these silly guys enjoy the shaking. They decide for comparative purposes they must shake them all, in order to compare the differences. And so they do!]

[thelostdays416]

(109 is shaken next, they really enjoy it.)

HELL YEAH!

(Then next is 137.)

Don’t come clo- wushkwuahmaoausnama

(They dislike being shaken by you, they don’t know you.)

(And last on the list is 44.)

Whsnkauahakauhskauhskaaiqjk-

(They enjoy it!)

[dareelfishyboi-2]

[do any of the others make similar rattling noises?]

[thelostdays416]

[Oh!? The glorbo appears! And in quite a chaotic mood. They phase towards the glitchy guy, and with unnatural strength lift him by his head and shake vigorously. What happens?]

WOAH-

(You shake ##’s head. You hear the sound of something rattling inside.)

(## enjoyed the shaking!)

Hey!!! Me next, me next!!!

isn’t anyone going to question who this guy who showed up is???

(44 takes a picture. Truly, something to preserve in photo.)

[dareelfishyboi-2]

[The glorbo is joyous that these silly guys enjoy the shaking. They decide for comparative purposes they must shake them all, in order to compare the differences. And so they do!]

[sollbadguy]

Sol Badguy but Ky SHUT UP you SUCK at singing karaoke

[askkykiske]

KILL YOURSELF

[sollbadguy]

is it insensitive to punch someone who's pregnant

[sepultura-da-gio]

A little bit, yes.

[sollbadguy]

So it's not that big of a deal? Thanks, government lady

[dareelfishyboi-2]

"punch..... Below.... Abdomen........or above.... Ensures less...... damage to. Chhhild...." -Faust, not wanting to perform a dead tissue removal on a recently pregnant person today.

[dareelfishyboi-2]

Don't get me wrong, I love vermintide 2, but every time there's a crowd of enemies my frame rate drops to like five frames a minute. THE SKAVEN ARE EATING MY FRAMERATE.