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Back in 2013

Sleeping...

You'd think they could at least use a better fitting thong.

CVS sells horse shampoo in their specialty shampoo section. Has this always been a thing?

#horse shampoo #CVS #WTF #strange animal cross-over #bestiality?#stuffed animals #horses and steamy stuff

Learn how to not be an asshole when it comes to giving your kids presents, and save us from having to see their stupid faces on some reality TV show in 15 years.

#shitty parents #gifts #Christmas #entitled shits #legos #Parents that are shitty #stuff

The Creepy Army of Nutcrackers no. 1

#Nutcrackers #tree #decorating #Christmas #creepy #army #murderous #egg nog

Illustrating my previous point

#darwinism #stupid #fire in bed #smoking #darius darius #iranian comedian #Iraniot #crumbs and ashes in bed

I find it funny that only adults wind up setting themselves on fire in bed, and yet we are always telling kids to not play with matches. Should we not just concentrate on telling the kids to not be stupid?

Darius Mohammed bin Laden aka Darius Darius, sitting on a toilet

#wisdom #bin Laden #Mohammed #Kids playing with fire #darwinism #stupid #fire in bed #heating things up in the bedroom

In real wars you cannot pause to go pee. In real wars you have to pee your pants.

My brilliant, little baby of a cousin

#Profound #Philosophy #Kids say the darnedest things #stuff #pee

I love Wikipedia!

#Queef #Vart #Vaginal Flatulence #Wikipedia #Woman #Women #Air Supply

Fancy Words

Greekiot: Does one bequeath things anymore? It's fucking give.

Iraniot: Oh, I totally bequeath...all the time

Greekiot: I bequeathed all over this girl's face once. It was really embarrassing.

Iraniot: I was bequeathing my seed unto/into this homeless guy the other day...I totally get it

Greekiot: Bequeathing should change it's definition to mean the male version of queefing. It's when your dick farts.

Iraniot: I always thought it was called air-gunning...

Greekiot: Nothing quite like slurping down air through your dick hole.

#Fancy words #Greek philosophy #Queefing for men #Bequeath #Iraniot #Greekiot

Thus begins a series I would like to call "Clown Images for Children". If you have your own wonderful images, please photo reply.

#clowns #Queens #clown images for children #graffiti #Mormon clowns

I keep struggling to understand the motivations behind our efforts to get pandas to bang and breed.

#panda sex #stupid animals #natural selection #Darwin #evolution #Chinese stuff

I am going to apologize to those of you that have already seen this clip, but I had to start somewhere for this Tumblr. More old stuff and new stuff to come....

#darius darius #milwaukee comedy #Iranian comedian #Spanish comedian #Comedy Cafe

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