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[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

imagine wanting to participate in The Discourse.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

Like, this is both obvious and revelatory: The people who create and participate in The Discourse are people who look at twitter/threads/whatever and say, "This Discourse seems healthy and productive. I shall participate."

So the only people we end up hearing from on twitter are people who want to post to twitter. which is to say they are definitionally weird.

[clleanlliness]

"i'd kill for you" okay but would you heal for me?

[herzenskoffer]

PLOT TWIST.

[thememedaddy]

[pnglove]

STAINED GLASS LAMPS ♡˚₊⟡‧₊

[huariqueje]

Plum Trees in Blossom - Axel Nilsson ,  n/d

Swedish  1889 – 1981

Oil on canvas  , 65 x 81 cm.

[sunsbleeding]

[freakoutgirl]

Can everybody go back to being a loser I miss when we were all losers

[huariqueje]

Landscape #237 - Saskia Boelsums , 2020.

Ducht, b. 1960 -

Canson Infinity archival pigmentprint , 150 x 150 cm. Ed.of 3

Photography

[fromhersoul]

[wetheurban]

What a privilege it is to age. What a blessing. What a miracle.

[miamaroo]

just bought the flaming raging poisoning sword of doom at Claire’s

[cozyvu]

via cozyvu

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[slingerapen]

cats know keyboard shortcuts even microsoft doesnt know about

[fidget-sinner]

En Anglais, on ne dit pas “quatre vingt dix neuf”, on dit “ninety nine” qu'on pourrait traduire comme “Hurr durr, regardez mois, j'ai un système de numérotation fonctionnel” et je crois que c'est magnifique.

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[whitachi]

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

[araceil]

At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.

[overclassy]

[wndesordenado]

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