Fidget Sinner

Hi I'm Julian I'm my brain doesn't work my gender is maybe and I'm here to cause problems.

[only-cat-memes]

[coolishfoolishness]

He's lying on the red paint because it has more positive associations than negative ones. C'mon, this is basic color theory

[heyhoneyfox]

This will never not be funny

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

did anything crazy happen in ur town?

yes

no

one next to mine

one my friend/family member/partner lives in

results

Remaining time: 1 day 21 hours

[pc98-rom]

[thepeacefulgarden]

[kosmogrl]

[rimpyspinkeye-deactivated202406]

[krudman]

[tundrakatiebean]

[undeadentropy]

Never have I seen the perfect application of two memes back to back so that both can stand without any alteration but the lack of words itself. This is a work of art. I would call this meme poetry.

[cleansingreflections-deactivate]

they wouldn't have censored us like this on the jeremy renner app

[pastebun]

think again

[bumpscosity]

[zukkaoru]

[ID: A google trends search showing interest over time in the United States since 2004. numbers 0 to 100 are on the y-axis while the years are in the x-axis. the stats remains very close to the '0' mark with a few small upticks between 2005 and ~2016, and then they shoot up to 100 at the very right of the graph (present day). the stats are for the word "pshaw". End ID]

[catharticscream]

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

[lockssteps]

guy whos incompatible with life itself

[exitwound]

they’ve gotta stop building new houses and start building older ones

[radiofreederry]

Sounds hot

[thatgoblinjess]

[adventureo]

theres a whole album of song titles you can make just from the words of this tweet

[rockergiirl]

check out my next stoner metal ep, featuring such classics as:

Marijuanification

Complete Derangement

Stoned Sex Drive

Derangement Manifests a Literal Sex Demon

Monstrum Incarnate

Narcotic Parody of Sex

[edjicatrydau-deactivated2026012]

this makes smoking weed sound so much cooler than it is

[catboybiologist]

May all cats old enough to catch their own prey gather in the conference room for a quarter 3 strategy update

[str-ngeloop]

it's called the whether because it depends

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]

[ethanmaldridge]

New cryptid

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare