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the-amebooty

At first UkUs ^^ Source: WIMP (Pixiv)

#aph america #aph england #usuk #ukus

【ヘタ腐】えいとべいつめ【R18】

【ヘタ腐】えべ落書き【R18】

skyrimhusbandmaterial

#actually there's three kinds of faves:#- the faves of the mind - the faves of the heart - the faves of the 😺#sometimes the three organs align and agree on a specific character and that's how you get your #ultimate fave blorbos

espanglishmess

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#aph spain

nerdfuckerr

you don’t like it when he cums too fast. i want him to cum in his pants when we dry hump. we are NOT the same

#ok but genuinely I don't understand the very boomer adjacent humour of men being ridiculed for coming quickly???#likeeee #it must be the fact that I've been exposed to Yaoi from my early teen years and that's seen as cute in many works #but like #isn't it actually cute and flattering that he's so overwhelmed by his feelings for his partner/by how good it is that he can't hold it back?#like as long as this isn't an excuse to be greedy and then just leave their partner without further engagement/pleasure it's just cute 😭#I guess this stupid thing is rooted in bigoted vision of intimacy as just penetrative intercourse #therefore when the gun has shot the battle's over 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

terramene

Oh yeah? Could a pillow princess do this? *Tries to ride you before getting tired and just whining into ur neck*

#aph austria #indeed but also imagine it being Austria topping but getting a little tired at some point #so the other person has to flip them around and finish by riding him <3

internetisforhetaliaxx-blog

Italy likes sleeping with Germany… A LOT…

#gerita #save me early Gerita #early Gerita save me pls #aph italy #aph germany

internetisforhetaliaxx-blog

I found a sexy Italy with an open shirt, possibly not wearing pants, and laying down in bed!

#I miss pre-2020s Hetalia 😔#isn't this Romano though..?#aph italies #aph romano #idk it's Romano to me

oooartarchive

Here, USUK to make up for depressing times

#usuk #aph england #aph america #lemon #wfsn

aspecialrelationship-usuk

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#aph america #aph england #usuk #lime #wfsnish

this-is-anti-masculinity

i never understood the hate on small dicks

like, i’ve never had sex but as someone with a vagina wouldn’t it be more comfortable if the thing going inside was small? like, wouldn’t something huge hurt?

i don’t understand why everyone wants gigantic penises it’s weird

Some people find large penises to be more stimulating, but that doesn't mean small penises are bad. All penis sizes are a neutral characteristic, not "good" or "bad." They can all be enjoyed in their own right.

I discussed this in a bit more depth here [link], but the narrative is very deeply rooted in anti-masculinity, varsexism, transphobia, and fatphobia.

transfemme-shelterdog

Apparently smaller to average-sized penises (penii?) feel best, according to people with vaginas I know. Also, apparently if they're estrogenized they feel even better due to being a lot softer which is a lot more comfortable on vaginal walls, especially if you have atrophy.