The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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The last of the classically trained tumblrinas
do you know a song that includes your name in the lyrics?
Do you know a song that includes your name in the lyrics?
Yes
No
Yes, but not as a name but rather an adjective.
....כל אחד הוא אור קטן וכולנו אור איתן.....
Lol.
we got a plumber in to unfuck our fuckass apartment dishwasher and I HAVE to tell you guys that his phone ringtone is "Entrance of the Gladiators"
you know
this
to be entirely fair my ringtone is fantasy costco theme
sleepless gauntlet ➡️ rated T ➡️ one-shot, 1k words ➡️ pre-relationship and there's only one bed READ HERE
[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over
save me, rice mixed with some bullshit
let's develop a perfect plan
1. get cozy in bed
the voice call text channel is the most fucked up space of any discord server
youve died a thousand times before who caaares just climb out of this grave again & again &agaian & agaian & again & again & aga
Imagine if it finally happened during pride month because the knicks won
this pride month we should especially remember light and his dead wife hallucinations of L
Okay no I need to talk about the book version of Howl's Moving Castle. I love the movie but the book has such a different vibe and you, yes you, should read it.
Movie Howl is a soulful and quiet. Book Howl is a drama queen and Causing Problems and has a long string of jilted exes and couldn't shut up if you paid him.
Sophie and Howl drive each other up the wall at the beginning and it's really funny. Sophie and Howl are (despite themselves) very much in love by the end and they still drive each other up the wall and it's even funnier.
In the movie, Howl has been ordered by the king to participate in The War, and Howl is avoiding it because he is a brave conscientious objector. In the book, Howl has been ordered by the king to rescue his lost brother from the Witch of the Wastes, and Howl is avoiding it by any means necessary because he is a cowardly weasel who wants to stay as far from the Witch as possible.
In the movie, the Witch cursed Sophie because she was jealous about Howl speaking to Sophie for five minutes. In the book, the Witch cursed Sophie because Sophie had been doing surprisingly powerful magic for years without knowing it and it was actually starting to cut into the Witch's plans. (Sophie does not discover any of this until nearly the end of the book, but the reader can start to pick it up much earlier and the way Sophie's magic works is pretty darn cool.)
In the movie, there's a rumor that Howl eats the hearts of maidens, but this is implied to be nothing but nasty fearmongering. In the book, there's a rumor that Howl eats the hearts of maidens because Howl started the rumor so people would stop asking him to do wizard junk all the time.
The book lightly parodies a couple of tropes from Western fairy tales. In particular Sophie has internalized that, as the eldest of three sisters, her "destiny" is to fail so that her younger sisters will look cooler when they succeed, which is why she's so resigned to the hat shop at the beginning. (Sidebar: Sophie's sisters come up much more in the book and they're great.) There's also a really funny bit where Sophie attempts to operate a pair of seven-league boots.
In the movie, the fourth and final location that the magic door connects to is some sort of black void / mindscape / time portal dealy. In the book the fourth location is Wales, in the UK, on Earth, so that Howl can visit his family, because from Howl's perspective this is an isekai story.
functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I
Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway
this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play
you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.
Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now