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new tongue twister

I succumbed to the succ of the subbycumming succubus and subcame in the succubussy.

#dont actually put your tongue in there #shitpost #tongue twisters

MEAT MUNCHERS IN YOUR AREA .5 MILES AWAY

ECTOGASMATIC GHOULS, GOBBLING GOBLINS, DROOLING DRIBBLING SUCKING DRACULAS, BRAIN DEVOURING ZOMBIES, ROD RIDING WITCHES, GRIPPY DROOLING WEREWOLVES, MEAT EATING WENDIGO. in your area waiting to gobble you up

#AHHH #shitpost #funny #text post #bored #scary

i might eat poison ivy until i secrete poisons because I dont like people touching me

#i sometimes fart in public places if people are too close

my only goal in life is to become a lot more slimier, a real oozy guy, a real slippery squelcher, a slimy squiggler, a sliding greaseball

not enough people stay in biting range when I feel like biting someone... rude

have you ever wanted to shrink someone down to grabable size and suck their head like a barbie doll and pretend you cant hear them so they think they actually turned to a doll and you are a giant sucking their head.

ok but one penis blast from penis music man might destroy the world dont make him angry (penis man is me btw... if you even care)

being a jester would be so cool! the governments official ragebaiter :) sadly it results in multiple felonies in today's age

i havent experienced any life or death events recently, am I no longer your strongest warrior God :,( did you find someone stronger? are you mad at me?

I am going to become an expert greasy crawler! smeegul... watch out

Remember your training!

Angel quote with my anatomical angel pin🥰

New vocal stim alert 🤓

What if i just wrote forlorn and longing poems hmm? 🤔 what then? Yeah havent considered i can become even sexier 😮‍💨💅

I should be asleep rn👽

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