welcome to my fuck hoiuse

rn i am so lazy and want to perish.

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[blossposs]

[crispylilworm]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[gd783hh]

[souperluminal]

05.11 - The Red Star Jelly

[casusbelloli]

i have literally never fallen in battle. only tripped gracefully with tasteful panty shot

[silvermoon424]

The Sailor Stars season be like

[fandom-man]

[wowwforever]

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

[boogerwookiesugarcookie]

he literally did in the fourth one when he's asked if he likes cars more than women

[explorerrowan]

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

[orcboxer]

[midwestreimu]

[hatie]

[athanza]

From Veronica Tucker via Pinterest

[bluehawk54]

[medievaljournalist]

i don't mean to alarm ye but i just got word there's about 100 evil as fuck skeletal wizards approaching your location

my ultimate warrior will defend me no matter what

[medievaljournalist]

or fucking get killed by a ghoul five minutes into the skirmish i guess thats good also

[mothtowers]

breaking something by stepping on it is lowkey so embarassing, like damn here comes the deviantart giantess

[primrosetta]

me: Princess Zelda’s a pretty cool character and is way more than just a damsel in distress.

some nerd: source????

me: 

[primrosetta]

me: ??????

me:

[se-meme-drakant-deactivated2025]

Didn’t do shit in Link’s awakening though

[primrosetta]

This post has over 50 thousand notes and this is the most baffling response to it I have ever seen. 

Yes, Zelda didn’t do anything in a game that she was not in. You fucking got me. In other news, Mario is a bad character because he didn’t do shit in Metroid Prime. 

[primrosetta]

[macklesufficient]

almost peed my pants today when my bf told me about this dude in his hometown who dressed up like ryan gosling in Drive every day (including driving gloves) but did not own a car. bf was like “yeah we called him Walk”

[venort]

[venort]

you will never in a million years guess what the next line is if you've never seen the OVA this is from.

[hometoursandotherstuff]