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I should never be trusted to drive a vehicle of any kind; not because I am a lousy driver, but because I tighten my grip of the wheel with every passing truck.

The Heart Rate of a Mouse; Volume I, Book I, Prologue. (via eyes-wild-with-misdemeanour)

New account

Hey for all like, 40 something of you, I made a new account (@eyes-wild-with-misdemeanour) that you should totally go follow, it'll be all ryden/everything throam related soooooo yea!

#ryden #new account

rosewaterspray-deactivated20160

hoe tips n tricks

basically just a cute lil list of tips for self-care hope u enjoy ❤️

• for rly smooth skin, shave w/ coconut butter and apply coconut oil afterwards i promise ur skin will thank u

• neosporin is rly good for stretch marks

• to taste ;))) better, cranberry juice, apple juice, and yogurt works better than pineapples

• exfoliate!!! moisturize!!! love urself!!! wash ur face daily and moisturize ur body for 30 mins after a shower

• def recommend men’s shaving cream instead of female, it lathers better and it leaves ur skin feeling softer (also hair doesn’t grow back as fast)

• seriously drink ur water fam :/// better for ur skin, immune system, digestive system, metabolism, etc. if u want add some fresh fruit into it why not

•make ur own body/lip scrub! brown sugar + coconut oil, scrub on your legs n lips you’ll feel amazing, takes off all the dead skin and bacteria too

• if u have dark marks on your inner thighs, rub coconut oil on them

• carry vaginal cleansing cloths in ur bag/purse for when u need them

• pls go pee after sex/masturbation, it helps prevent UTI and cleans your coochie

• always wipe ur cooch from front to back to prevent yeast infections

• carry around a small bag of emergency items u may need whatever happens (ex: tampon/pad, spare undies, chapstick, etc.)

• to grow ur eyebrows and/or lashes, coconut oil and castor oil does wonders, apply with a clean mascara wand/spoolie

• bring condoms ur damn self

• psa there’s nothing wrong w/ masturbation it’s so good for you and helps to find out what u do/don’t like in bed

• a dab of tea tree oil on a pimple will work v good (so will toothpaste in pinch but it will dry it out so make sure u moisturize after)

• get massages, pamper yourself 💖

• invest in good shampoo + conditioner for your hair type

• heard kat von d liquid lipsticks are bj proof ;))

• matte makeup always works better if ur sweating and rolling in the sheets

• get some cute undies/bras/lingerie for yourself

• NEVER go to sleep with makeup on, remove it with makeup remover wipes and wash ur face pretty pls

• get ur eyebrows threaded/waxed it’s so worth it

• if u want to get ur coochie in tip top shape I would recommend a bikini wax done by a professional it’s not that much $$$ and they actually know what they’re doing I promise

• to grow out ur nails, rub garlic on your nails and coconut oil on your cuticles for stronger, longer natural nails

• washing ur vulva and pubic hair with vaginal cleaning soap is v good for you and removes dead skin, bacteria, and odor

• face masks work wonders, also blackhead removal strips are great too

• take care of ur body, it needs u just as much as u need it

!!! please use coconut oil sparingly I’m telling you too much will clog your pores and cause acne and we do not want that so use a little at a time less is more

sterlingarcher

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ryden-ryden-ryden

IT CAME IT FINALLY CAME!!!!!!!!!! My Jackie, Me & This Lady THROAM Sweatshirt came in the mail this morning and I literally cried huge Ryden tears. Thank you so much @sarufish for creating possibly the best Christmas present ever!! You rock, fam!!!

I love this episode so much why

#Andy griffith #the perfect woman #yeah bitch get em #Don't need no man

entertainmentweekly

Anyone have a fic rec?

If you have some fan-tastic fic, we wanna read it!

secondalto

Um, yeah, NO. Mostly because of this sentence in the terms and conditions:

Entries become sole property of Sponsor and none will be acknowledged or returned.

I encourage everyone to boost this, please don’t let anyone you know who writes fic to enter this contest.

rainnecassidy

WOW yeah definitely fuck this don’t do it

roane72

And it says the fic can’t have been published ANYWHERE (which includes AO3), and afterwards, EW will own it, so no publication period. HELL NO. Not worth it for a chance to wind up printed in a magazine where most people won’t appreciate it.

prettyarb

Hahahaha oh hell no.

God, it’s so obnoxious when the publications that actually COULD afford to treat writers well decide to treat them like crap instead.

mazarin221b

What the fucking fuck? THERE IS NO WAY ON THIS EARTH, EW.

Oh wait, here’s a few words you can have of mine, free of charge:

Fuck. You. We’re not here for your exploitation.

mydwynter

Even if EW means well (which I doubt), and even if you don’t want to get paid, you own your own shit. Don’t give that away. Especially so that someone else can make money off your labour. Your passions, your thoughts, your effort, are worth so much more than that.

This sounds perilously close to the concept of “spec work” in graphic design fields. It’s a bad idea in graphic design, and it’s bad here.

Own your shit. Get paid (or not, but the gift economy of fandom sorta means getting paid in comments and kudos and thanks, so this stands). Your creative endeavours have value. This “contest” treats them as if they don’t.

gingersnapwolves

and even aside from all that grossness, who wants to bet that they’re going to find a way to mock and ridicule fanfic authors in here, as mainstream publications pretty much always do?

paddingtontwo

mrs brendon

dark-nights-violent-things

Why do I find this so attractive ohmygod

coctugtwins

Question for @ brendon urie, why are you the biggest liar that i have ever known

draintheblood

i like how he had to literally make his entire torso longer to pull this off and we didn’t even notice

nest-deactivated20181209

one of the many reasons i love brendon urie is that hes so extra. he tells tiny lies about really minor stuff to Spice It Up (”i was completely naked for the g/g/b video”) and changes stories a little bit every time he tells them (we still have like 8 different stories from him about how he lost his virginity). he photoshops his swimming trunks out of his own album cover so it looks more risqué. he has openly expressed a desire to set himself on fire on stage. he is so incredibly extra i cant believe