Odd idea- the housewardens s/o is Crowley’s niece/nephew but they don’t know they’re related until the s/o gets hurt incredibly badly, like from an overblot or spelldrive accident
Housewardens S/O is Related to Crowley
How? You're in the "decent and above" category of people.
Your class was playing Spelldrive in P.E, and you got scratched up. Riddle, the good boyfriend he is, goes to your aid and brings everything you might need, and want.
Is surprised when Crowley bursts through the doors, being all dramatic about it. Yes, Riddle himself was worried, but he didn't embarrass himself over it.
Is confused when Crowley puts a hand on your head and starts dramatically sobbing "My little crow! Hurt! All because of the ruthless heathens that fill the school, oh you poor thing!"
Wants to leave at this point because he's creeped out, but the good boyfriend he is, makes it a point that he is there.
You explain to him that Crowley is your uncle, and Riddle freezes. He then remembers all the times he called Crowley out and complained about him to you after the Housewarden meetings.
But you didn't say anything! You even agreed!
Riddle is extra careful not to mess up in front of Crowley, because he knows that it is not above Crowley to assign him some stupid thing out of spite.
Riddle also wants to continue being with you, and since Crowley is the one looking after you here, it matters to Riddle to have approval.
You were being dramatic after you got hurt, and made Leona carry you all the way to the infirmary.
Is irritated already, but even more so when Crowley comes in pulling the same dramatic bullshit you did.
"Thank you, Kingscholar for helping my dearest relative. How kind of you to carry them."
Freezes. THE OVERSIZED BIRD IS YOUR UNCLE?????
Still takes the same general attitude he does with everybody, including Crowley, and is only buggish because you didn't tell him sooner.
Immediately recognizes all the similar behaviours between you two.
Since you have to stay in the infirmary, Crowley leaves to get you your favorite snack because "Ever since you were little, I would shove it in your mouth and you would stop crying."
When the bird does leave, Leona tells you "Is that why you're a pain in the ass half the time? It runs in the family, apparently."
You throw a pillow at him and then he kisses you as an apology, but only because you're hurt.
He's in the infirmary, cleaning any blood and tending to your wounds already. He brought everything you need, an extra pillow, and some snacks.
He was wrapping the last bandage on you when Crowley came bursting through the doors.
"Oh my dear relative! You poor innocent creature, incapable of doing anything unkind! How cruel fate is, your parents will hang me!"
Already knew that the Headmage was your uncle, but didn't tell you that because he thought you would tell him when you wanted to tell him.
Calls Crowley out for the last line being concerned about himself, and not you.
Greets Crowley so he stops endlessly fussing over you. Azul had done that, so you already got an earful for being careless on the field.
Despite Crowley being Crowley, Azul does want his approval of your relationship. Not because he likes or respects Crowley as a person, but because he is your caretaker and also the headmage. He holds Azul's school life, as well as you.
If Crowley wishes to take you away, he can. He can switch your class schedule, place you in a different dorm, even transfer you to a different school. It might not stop Azul from dating you, but it would create a gap that is meant to separate the two of you.
So, Azul is polite, but decides to win Crowley's favor with his charm and skill instead of bribery.
He had no idea, and after panicking over what to do, the secret is finally revealed.
He puts the pieces together but doesn't make a huge deal about it.
Kalim focuses on taking care of you since you are the one that needs attention, not your uncle.
But when you fall asleep, Kalim will seek Crowley out.
He will tell Crowley that he has no intention of leaving you or hurting you, and that it would mean a lot if Crowley approved of him being in a relationship with you.
Kalim knows that Crowley cares about you, but he doesn't know if Crowley is aware of him dating you. He doesn't want any secrets, and doesn't want to hide his relationship with you, so Kalim is open to Crowley about it.
It doesn't mean that he shares private details, it just means that he wants Crowley to know that he isn't a bad match for you.
Reschedules his plans for the afternoon if he had anything, and hands his Pomefiore duties to Rook for the day.
Vil is with you the whole time, making sure that you are as comfortable as possible. He really hates to see you in pain, so he does everything he can to make you feel a bit better and not put any extra stress on your body.
He will kiss your tears away and recheck your bandages. Vil is a very good nurse, and will give you nothing less than the best he can give.
Then Crowley bursts in the door. Pity your throbbing head and sensitive ears.
Is not surprised when Crowley starts cradling your head and smoothing your hair softly.
Vil knew that he is your uncle.
Crowley is aware of you being together since you and Vil are in a public relationship, and were very well received by the media. It was all over for weeks, so of course Crowley noticed.
Crowley had paid a visit to Pomefiore immediately after, and everything was sorted out then.
Panicked when he heard that you were hurt.
He goes to the infirmary, but was so worried that he didn’t bring anything with him.
It’s only when he gets there he realizes that he should have brought something for you. Wants to go back and get you a stuffed bear and snacks but he doesn’t want to leave you.
Makes an estranged “EEP!” when Crowley kicks the door down shouting about how hurt you must be.
Now since you aren’t alone, runs to get you a teddy bear and snacks.
Goes back as slow as possible but Crowley is still there when he gets back.
“Did you get any extra bandages, Shroud? My relative is bleeding and the nurse seems to be going out of stock.”
It sends a chill down knowing that Crowley is your uncle. OH NO! What if Idia goes to your house on day and he sees Headmage! That’s totally awkward!
Makes sure that he doesn’t piss Crowley off. In Idia’s mind, if Crowley wants to spectate the two of you, he will.
Continues being himself and doesn’t change for the sake of Crowley.
Malleus had already noticed some similarities between you and Crowley.
You both have your own phrases, you both are strong in magic, and you share few physical features.
He doesn’t mind that Crowley is your uncle, but he keeps it to himself. He doesn’t know why you didn’t tell him from the beginning, so Malleus asks you if it is some sort of secret. If it isn’t, Malleus still keeps to himself, but will mention if the topic presents itself.
Focuses on you since you are the one that is hurt, and tells Crowley that he should be more sensitive and not so loud.
Asks Lilia about what he should be bringing for you.
Stays with you the whole time and prefers that you sleep after being bandaged.
Smooths your hair and doesn’t make a sound while you sleep.
Crowley already knew that you were dating Malleus, and the two manage to get along.
