we were born to make history

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my other toxic trait? I love lists more than the things on the list

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my (f 18) toxic trait is that I can convince myself that a guy likes me just by talking to me. like oh? u acknowledge my existence? u must be in love with me. yes take it with a grain of salt but honestly. calm down queen

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does anyone ever spell a word wrong halfway thru and then delete all of it to prove u can write it in one go or is that just me??

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ikea furniture this ikea employees that why does no one talk about their meatballs those things r d e l i c i o u s

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iwaoi dancer fics where u at

if u have any recommendations TELL ME PLZ AND THANK U

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Sometimes when I walk my dog, I like to listen to music and think about my stories and assign a single song to each like "yeah this is the song that would play over the trailer if this was a series on Netflix instead of a file on my computer"

Anyway, for Summer Rain, the song would 100% be "Old Enough" by Jack Garratt

For Gunmetal Blue it would be "I Wanna Get Better" by Bleachers

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do u ever just get to such a low point in life where even sink faucets give u grief

there r 6 bathroom sinks + 2 kitchen sinks and I SWEAR they all work differently

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to the ao3 author who wrote that the song Portugal by walk the moon reminds them of Iwaoi I CANT LISTEN TO THAT SONG WITHOUT THINKING OF THEM so thanks :)

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my one goal is to see my tumblr post on my instagram explore page

unfortunately I’m not cool or funny enough to make that happen

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sorry if this is the most useless post you’ll ever read but my nerd brain is being annoying. anyway you know how you put “a” in front of words that start with consonants and you use “an” if the following word starts with a vowel well I noticed that “unique” starts with “u” which is a vowel but you say “a unique” not “an unique” and I realized that it’s bc some words that start with “u” make a “yuh” sound like “unique” and other start with a “uh” sound like “under” and the “yuh” sound is technically a “y” sound and “y” is only considered a vowel sometimes but anyway thought I’d put my thoughts somewhere besides my brain ok I’m done now

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how does one do tumblr

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iwaoi headcanon ‘cuz i’m a mess

what if, one day, oikawa’s like, “iwa-chan, can you-” and iwaizumi, already having a sorta’ bad day, goes, “STOP CALLING ME THAT!” oikawa’s in a pleasant mood, so he simply shrugs, nods, and says, “okay, iwaizumi-san, as i was saying, help me with homework?” iwaizumi just stands there, numb, realizing that he HATES the words “iwaizumi-san” from oikawa’s mouth. 

but he just does everything he can to compose himself and scoffs, “whatever, shittykawa.” oikawa frowns, as if he didn’t receive the reaction he wanted, and they continue on as normal after that. 

the next day, at practice, oikawa calls him “iwaizumi-san” the entire time, and the rest of the team is FREAKING OUT. major panic mode. 

are captain and vice-captain fighting? what’d oikawa do this time? yahaba-san, should we do something? kindaichi, if you can shove them in a closet, then yes, do something. shut up, matsukawa. 

iwaizumi’s… kinda’ off his game. he doesn’t like it. so, of course, poor iwa finally crashes: he slams the ball into the back of oikawa’s head and says, “call me iwaizumi-san one more time, and i’ll beat your ass so hard, you’ll see hell for the next two days.” oikawa’s unperturbed by it all, just shrugging nonchalantaly once more and saying, “okay, iwa-chan, whatever, will you hit my sets now?”

there is a very audible and collective exhale heard throughout the gymnasium. 

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I burn SUPER easily but also heal quickly so it could be worse I guess

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yooooo imagine a haikyuu-hamilton au

Oikawa: Hamilton

Iwaizumi: Eliza

Suga: Angelica

Yahaba: Peggy

Kageyama: Phillip

Ushijima: Burr

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headcanon that is definitely not self-indulgent: Iwaizumi has a younger sister who is really into gymnastics and has Iwaizumi spot for her and help her out. she eventually gets him to try out different moves and he’s actually really good. he ends up learning how to do all sorts of tricks like cartwheeles, handsprings, flips and the like. it isn’t until Iwaizumi accidentally falls into a back bend trying to duck that everyone finds out. they make him do tricks all the time

Oikawa: oooh look at my flexible Iwa-chan why don’t you try on a gymnasts uniform. you can even where a bow!

Iwaizumi:

Oikawa:

Iwaizumi: you have 3 seconds to run

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thinking about timeskip iwaoi and how iwaizumi takes an introductory spanish class in college without telling oikawa so the next time oikawa flirts with him in spanish, he can flirt back and oikawa’s the one getting flustered

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Another headcanon that I will put all this on a fic soon enough but I have to write it so it don't die on my head! More IwaOi for your heart.

Oikawa had always been flirtatious with Iwa-chan. But he had made sure he's also ambiguous with his comments because he's not sure if his Iwa-chan feel the same about him.

Years pass by and he never had enough nerve to confess his feelings. It's not until Iwa-chan come to visit him to Argentina and he call him "mi amor" by accident. He regrets that immediately because he knows Iwa is not used to this kind of behavior of his. Oikawa had adopted to many argentinian words and phrases and he love the closeness this people has that his tongue just slipped the "mi amor" to his childhood crush.

And Iwa-chan doesn't seem to be bothered by that. He just asked what that mean, and Oikawa (flushed and scared) lies.

"It's just a word that mean the same as Iwa-chan"

"it's that so, Shittykawa?"

"Rude. I'm calling you cute names and you still call me that. I don't like it."

"I don't know if you're insulting me, so Shittykawa still works on"

Oikawa it's reliefs that Iwaizumi it's so carefree about that, and he continued calling him "mi amor". He likes how it sounds and it's the first time he can call him "his" in years.

It's until one of Iwaizumi's roommates hear the words that Iwa-chan realized what "mi amor" means.

"So, is he your boyfriend? He's cute, is he a hot Latin guy you meet on Argentina?"

"He's not. And he's not my boyfriend, is just my best friend"

"oh, sure. 'cause my best friend also call me "my love" with that fondness every time we call each other"