We're All A Little Insane~

HThis is an indie rp blog with a majority of the HTF characters as humans. Disco Bear, Pop, Cub and Cro Marmot are not in this blog due to a lack of icons. Accepts nsfw, crossovers, anons, ocs and anything you want to throw at them. Characters are single-ship for the most part.

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Memory

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Flippy started to make a snarky comment about Splendid’s lack of response, only to be stopped by the sudden kiss. Instinctively he denied any further action by sealing his lips and pulling away as soon as possible. Who responded to an ear lick with a kiss?! He felt disgusted and somewhat violated, although it was his fault in part.

Once released from the intimate gesture, he furiously wiped his mouth, incessantly licking his lips to make sure all the saliva was gone. In retrospect, this wasn’t a very thought out course of action since if there was any spit on him he would have then ingested it, but in the moment he didn’t care to think. Covering his mouth, he replied, “Not unless you want me to.” Apparently, even after the kiss, he had some sass left.

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Splendid let out a smirk, just watching him. He watched how the other reacted and he flicked his tongue at him. The other was pretty cute, especially with his blush. It made him want to kiss the other again, just to see how he would react. 

"Maybe I do~. Maybe I don't~. But, if you lick me again, I'll kiss you again~. And, this time, I'll use tongue~." He was serious about the tongue part. The other was interesting for him/

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Memory

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Nothing exciting was happening, and hardly anyone came across Flippy’s path this fine day. Plain and simple, he was bored. There’s not much to do when half of the facilities in town have banned you, and chances are if you go somewhere new they’ll ban you too. Okay so I burned down that burger joint once. Give me a break.

Spotting Splendid not too far ahead, he grinned to himself. This could generate some excitement~ Quietly sneaking up behind the hero, Flippy grabbed him and licked his ear playfully, smirking satisfaction that he’d been noticed.

He released his hold on Splendid, striking a cute pose simultaneously. “Oh, you know. I’m just so random~” Nailed it.

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He shot a glare at him, his face scarlet. No one ever did this stuff towards him. Hell, even Splendont respected his personal space. Why the hell did this stranger lick his ear!? Oh god, what if he had his allergy with him? The man could torture him and he'd have no way to defending himself. 

He did blush at the post and sighed, moving over to him. He didn't know why he was doing this, but the other was very cute. He lifted his chin up and kissed him. 

When he broke the kiss, he smirked, crossing his arms, "Do you really want to lick me behind the ear again, sir~?"

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Memory

It was just a normal day for Splendid, walking down the street in his civilian clothes. He didn't want anyone to recognize him as the superhero he often was. 

However, it seems someone still surprised him as he felt something lick him behind the ear, an arm around him. He turned scarlet and squeaked, turning to see a man with green hair, "W-why did you do that!?"

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So I might get a boifriendo sometime.

Okay.

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"As long as I don't hear you two, I'll be happy."

"SPLENDONT!"

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Splendid's New Friend

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Despite himself, Flippy clung on tightly to Splendid during their flight. Being up in the air like this was awfully terrifying for the little bear. His claws caught on the fabric of the hero’s clothes and frayed some of the threads. Once returned to the ground, he crouched close to the floor. He thought he’d die up there!

After recovering from his moment of relief and terror, he noticed the scantily clad man. How… inappropriate. Well, he’s a bear. Not like he’s interested in people, and this new man wasn’t that attractive. He ran across the floor to hide behind Splendont’s leg, hoping this human wouldn’t handle him so roughly. Flippy pressed himself snugly against the appendage, scowling at the blue man.

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Splendont noticed and picked up the small green bear. He turned to his roommate, a fairly annoyed look on the antagonist's face, "Splendid.. Why is there a green baby bear cub in our apartment..?"

"Would you believe I saved it from poachers and brought the little guy here to keep him safe until hunting season ends?"

"That's sadly something I can see you doing." Splendont sighed, pinching the bridge between his eyes, "Splendid, what if this little guy had a mother..? You should have just doomed half of the city due to an angry mother.."

"Well, if she does, we'll just return him to her. Alright?"

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Hit On My Muse! [May Be NSFW]

"Would you sleep with a stranger?"

"You're a god/goddess..."

"I'm not wearing any underwear..."

"I'm completely naked under all these clothes."

"You're my fetish."

"Can I feel between those thighs of yours?"

"I wouldn't tell you to stop."

"You're so cute when you're flustered."

"I know you like me, don't deny it."

"You want it, don't you?"

"You've a beautiful name, wanna hear me moan it?"

"Nice ass..."

"God, you're just perfect."

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Finders Keepers

[dorky-demon]

He raised an eyebrow at the comment. “I wouldn’t call them cute but to each their own I guess.” He shrugged Kurikara’s shoulder strap higher on his shoulder, tail twitching lightly. These guys were really weird, he didn’t like it.

" ‘s not really when you’re training to be a knight class." This was similar to when he first met Amaimon, eerily so. "I wouldn’t call myself a bad boy… sure I get in fights but I’m not inherently bad."

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"I personally think bad boys are hot~. I say, don't deny it if you are one~." Lifty smirked, sticking his tongue out. He watched his brother climb up into a tree over the two. He watched his brother with an evil grin before looking at Rin, "My name's Lifty~. Might I ask what your name is~?"

Shifty moved above Rin, slowly moving himself down. He held his hat in his hand to keep from the other from noticing. He slowly inched towards the sword, grinning at his twin brother.

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Finders Keepers

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Rin paused, turning to the voice addressing him. Sir? It was weird enough someone was talking to him but calling him sir? “Yeah? And don’t call me sir that’s way too formal for a student.” Something was… off. He could feel it, but kept a calm face. These two were twins, how ironic.

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"Do forgive my brother~. He tends to be polite to everyone~." Lifty grinned, looking at him, "I must say, your eyes are fairly unique.. Pointed.. Almost like a cat's~. Very cute for a male your age~." The raccoons were about 17, and smirked at the other. Shifty moved around the other.

"My oh my, what are you holding~?" Shifty grinned at the sword, "Carrying a weapon to classes has to be naughty~. I bet you're a bad boy, huh~?"

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She walked up to shifty, smiling shyly. "hey~"

"Why, hello~." He smirked at the purple haired girl, "I don’t believe we’ve met before." He picked up her hand, kissing it gently, "I am Shifty, just might I call you, my dear~?"

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Lifty froze, staring at his brother. Shifty nodded and the younger twin went back to stealing. He smirked as he seemed to grab something valuable and slid it into the bag, before backing away. “I’m afraid, dear, I must be going, though. I hope you and Mr. Pickles have fun~.” Shifty let out a smirk as he walked past her.

She pouted and walked towards him “do you have to?”

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"Well, of course~. We have work to go to~. We can hang out together another time, Lammy~." With that, the two sprinted off/

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Finders Keepers

It was a boring day for the twins, Shifty and Lifty. They hadn't found anyone to steal from and it was annoying them. Most of their income came from stealing stuff and making people pay them to get their stuff back. That's how their lives had been since they were teenagers.

They happened to notice a boy wearing a uniform and watched him, the two exchanging devilish grins. They stood up and approached him, Shifty smirking, "Why, hello, sir. You attend the local academy, right~?"

( dorky-demon )

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She walked up to shifty, smiling shyly. "hey~"

"Why, hello~." He smirked at the purple haired girl, "I don’t believe we’ve met before." He picked up her hand, kissing it gently, "I am Shifty, just might I call you, my dear~?"

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"Lammy, the name of an angel~." He grinned as he saw his brother sneak up behind Lammy. That a boy, Lifty. As the older twin distracted her, he could see Lifty begin to reach into her pocket.

She giggled a but and when she did, she moved her other hand slightly, only to have a pickle wit a top hate and drawn on face fall out of her sleeve. “Oh, Hello Mr.Pickles.”

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Lifty froze, staring at his brother. Shifty nodded and the younger twin went back to stealing. He smirked as he seemed to grab something valuable and slid it into the bag, before backing away. "I'm afraid, dear, I must be going, though. I hope you and Mr. Pickles have fun~." Shifty let out a smirk as he walked past her.

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She walked up to shifty, smiling shyly. "hey~"

"Why, hello~." He smirked at the purple haired girl, "I don’t believe we’ve met before." He picked up her hand, kissing it gently, "I am Shifty, just might I call you, my dear~?"

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She blushed a bit as the male picked her hand up, she looked away shyly. “My name is Lammy”

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"Lammy, the name of an angel~." He grinned as he saw his brother sneak up behind Lammy. That a boy, Lifty. As the older twin distracted her, he could see Lifty begin to reach into her pocket.

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She walked up to shifty, smiling shyly. "hey~"

"Why, hello~." He smirked at the purple haired girl, "I don’t believe we’ve met before." He picked up her hand, kissing it gently, "I am Shifty, just might I call you, my dear~?"

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Splendid's New Friend

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Flippy immediately began to bite and scratch when he was grabbed, growling and trying to scare away this man. No matter how hard he tried, his roars all sounded like high pitched whines… That’s a condition too, asshole.

After some time of thrashing about, he gave up. It seemed the fleshy skin of his captor’s arms were impenetrable. But how? This white man was dangerous. He went limp in the tight hold, the only indications that he was still alive being his breathing and icy glare. It seemed he’d have to go. Resigned to his fate, the cub nodded his head.

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Splendid took off into the sky, holding the cub. It was a short fly to his apartment and when he opened the door, he placed the cub down, "Splendont, I'm home~!"

"Oh good. I thought some punk attacked you again." The male walked out of the kitchen, revealing his rather revealing outfit, "I would have thought I'd have to be late for work just to save your ass."

"Well.. hello, Splendong.." His face flew to his hand, scarlet, "WHY ARE YOU ALREADY IN YOUR WORK UNIFORM!? YOU DON'T START WORK FOR ANOTHER THREE HOURS!"

"Well, it's easy. My work outfit is a lot more comfortable than the clothes I normally wear. Thus, I wear it more frequently."

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Headcanon: Splendont's Day Job

( fractured-faceted-soldier )

Splendont works part time as a stripper at a local club. He likes to tease Splendid with this while moving around in their apartment in his work clothes.

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Splendid's New Friend

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He cocked his head to the side, squinting at the man before him. He’d been independent for a while now and lived in this part of the forest on his own. Flippy may have been a cub, but he certainly didn’t act like one. My size is a condition, asshole.

He leaned back and braced himself for any odd action. He didn’t need any help out here, even with all the larger carnivores that would normally fear and apex predator like him. He didn’t hunt often, for it was hard to keep up with prey with such little legs. His teeth weren’t very sharp either, although he could deliver a bit with bone shattering force.

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Splendid moved his arms around the cub, lifting him up. He was sure he'd get attacked, but because of his genetics, he was fairly resilient. Hell, he was as resilient as Splendont was. He began to tickle the bear cub's stomach, smiling, "Hey, little guy, want to stay at my place~?"

"No poacher would dare hunt down Splendid~! Hell, if they did, Splendont would certainly kick their asses. He hates me getting hurt when it isn't him." He chuckled, smiling down at him, "It'll be fun, little guy~."

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Splendid's New Friend

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Flippy peeked up from under his paws where he’d been hiding. What was up with these crazy hunters trying to get him? Was green really that rare of a fur color? It couldn’t be since Nutty, Shifty, and Lifty all had green fur, and they’d never been chased down for no reason!

Whoever this guy was must have been nice, or he was just trying to lure him into a trap. These poachers got craftier everyday, and there wasn’t much room for human companionship in his life. He slowly nodded. They hadn’t started the real hunt yet— thank goodness.

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Splendid smiled at the small bear, kneeling down, "Don't worry. Those guys won't hurt you while Splendid the Magnificent!" He made a pose before quickly moving back down. He smiled at him, "Is here to protect you. Where's your mama at, little guy~?"

He didn't even think that the poachers could have killed the little guy's mother. He didn't even know if this little cub was an orphan or not. He was sure, if he wasn't, those poachers would have been bearfood beforehand. He didn't want to hurt the family, though, if he did take the cub home.