howl's stupid shit

dalist/howl || apprentice || 26 || ttrpg enthusiast || Ⓥ🌱 || they/them or no pronouns

[fairycosmos]

a heatwave is a type of ancient curse

[spiltspit]

Happy pride to my fellow aro & ace homies ! ⚔️

[the-muppet-joker]

Looksmaxxing until I turn into Him

[orteil42]

been reposting my tumblr posts on bluesky. don't tell those chumps i'm feeding them my leftovers lmao

[spectrumspace]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

ADVENTURE IS CALLING...

DO YOU PICK UP THA PHONE

[neonpigeons]

everyone shut the fuck up. wurmple sippy soup

[milfholder]

idk which transgender bitch needs to hear this but u are better than everyone else

[kalichnikov]

[clarificationsw]

literally my dad

[chaussurre]

[my-dailydreams]

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[desert-love]

[a-book-of-creatures]

When you see an adolescent saguaro 👍

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

[fandomfishbish]

i foand my boit suttufuhcut an’ it says oim fouah

[subwaybug]

Fun sunday fact: girls have multiple pairs of arms and are long. And are also capable of making you explode into a bloody mess of flesh chunks and organs ♥️ remember to appreciate girls today

[cpericardium]

[teaboot]

Names that are normal for old people but weird when you're a baby:

Bartholomew

Dolores

Norman

Harold

Magnolia

Names that are normal for babies but weird when you're old:

Maddison

Tanner

Skylar

Mckenzie

Logan

Names that are normal for old people and normal for babies:

Elizabeth

Mary

Michael

Finnegan

Peter

Names that are weird when you're a baby and weird when you're old:

Radish

Kerosene

Australopithecus

Anthill

Hegemony

Names that are weird when you're normal:

Balthazar

Romulus

Clandestia

Persephone

Kremulon

Names that are normal when you're weird:

Al

[tall]