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[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

i get asked regularly for photos of jpeg and it honestly feels like this every time

i have been informed of how foolish it was to post this without an actual photo of her. my apologies. i present: miss jpeg 🤲

fallingtowers

"wise master," said the student, "how can i attain greatness at posting?"

"simple," replied the master. "through patience and long practice."

"but master," said the student, bursting out with impatience, "every time i go online i see people my age getting 50k notes, 100k notes!"

the master chuckled. "the self-assuredness of the 22-year-old lends itself well to the occasional callow foray into posting, it's true. but for posts of true substance, one must turn to the mentally ill 30-something tgirls. observe."

she pulled up a post on her phone. the student peered at it. he did not laugh. he said, "but master -- this post only has 12 notes. and it's not even funny."

"kill yourself," said the master.

pechachaos

i’ve been really locked in on this game lately🍂🪲

(individuals under cut)

chrometheraptor

Finally!! Drew something that isn’t just Character In A Void!! Comic thing with Ryan and Ray :) May get colored/lined/rendered/whatever at some point BUT for now have this sketchy thumbnail comic as it is <3

#OUHHH... rays expression in the last panel #we gotta draw some more not just character in a void some time ourself hehe

angelbabymikaa

i love when my mutuals are mutuals with each other #myecosystem #myenclosure

acerby

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tet0000

KITCHEN GUN

flame-shadow

"What's the matter? You look like you've seen a ghost..."

flame-shadow

"Fret not. You'll join them soon."

wingusmcdingus

tonight's biggest loser

wingusmcdingus

@flame-shadow the long awaited sequel

great-and-small

Yeah okay there are like 11 species of heron native to the USA and yes fine I’ve only managed to spot 10 of those species. You might think I’m bitter about that one species evading me but I’m not. I’m actually the Least Bittern person about it in the entire world