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crimsonender

You know that "every bat fits on this chart" meme post?

I'd like to humbly put this forward.

real-live-human

@chrometheraptor

redstonedust

sometimes i get weirdly anxious about the fact that thousands of years of evolution have led to my specific bloodline and it will almost certainly be ending with me. but then i remember the same is true of like every fly that dies in a drink before it gets the chance to reproduce so like. who am i to get all precious about the concept of bloodlines really. who give a shit. my ancestors arent any better than that flys ancestors.

kilosink

They are asking (respectfully) to see your coin collection (no intentions of taking to add to their horde)

chaumas-deactivated20240115

frustrating when you are talking about folklore as the narratives a particular culture tells itself about itself and then someone else is talking about folklore as a dnd monster manual

chaumas-deactivated20240115

you stumble into this a lot with dragons especially. it is impossible to talk about dragons as like, a broad term for mythological and folkloric creatures whose attributes and symbolism vary across cultures without someone rolling up to announce that actually what you’re describing is a wyvern, not a dragon.

midnightmurdershow

Encounter With a Young Wild White Arctic Fox in Greenland by Stefan Forster Watch it here.

harpsi-corpse

The cards see all.

sexhaver

this is about Walter White

kaylmao

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

superchat

william-s-churros

i think i saw a movie like this once

maidslime

Ok I needed to know the story and

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace