crocuta mentha

they/them; friends can use it/its - aroace dyke, nonhuman person - #1 hyaenidae fan

[griffonatrix]

this feels like some shit i would have photoshopped but it's real

[kaban-bang]

[im-mender]

and I'd say she knows a little more about lezzing tf out than you do gal because she invented it

[adastrabbit]

"hogwash" still one of the best words ever. this shit is so unbelievable its pig water

[biocrafthero]

I quote this stupid post an absurd amount even though it's probably wildly inappropriate to say to other people in real life

[stranglerfigpudding]

it sure is a good thing nobody knows how many evil acts i commit in a day (agent whispers in my ear) wait sorry you said- they can what? (more whispering) they can read my posts? (even more whispering) Um just joking actually

[felwinter-deactivated20190201]

my sister has apparently had to stop playing Skyrim because she stole every book in the game to stock her house so now her house is full of books to the point where it almost breaks the game and every time she tries to read one guards teleport into her home and arrest her

[aminoasinine]

Ray Bradbury - Fahrenheit 451 (1953)

[shakyfoundations]

A mech discord server with a vent channel where all the messages are just ‘FWSSHHHHHH -heat level reduced’

[javascript-official]

We need to conquer space travel for the only reason that zero-g would allow for new never before seen pastries, you know how the top of the muffin is the best part? Well that is because it is exposed to air so it changes the chemistry, in normal earth gravity it is impossible to make a muffin that is all top part because it needs to be placed somewhere which would restrict air flow, however in zero g it would be possible to make a bubble out of muffin dough which gets optimal airflow and becomes an all-top part muffin... This is the dream...

[anceh-atsiome]

Hi my name is Hornet Red'maiden Protector Sentinel Shaw and I have a long deep red cloak (that's how I got my name) with flexile spines and Fayforn down that reaches my mid-legs and inky black eyes like Void tendrils and a lot of people tell me I look like the Hollow Knight (AN: if u don't know who it is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Grimm but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a pale being so my mask is horned and white. I have a black shell. I'm also a Weaver, and I went to a megastructure called the Citadel in Pharloom where I'm wanted for my Silk (I'm extremely old). I'm a princess (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly red. I love Architect Crest and I use all my tools with it. For example today I was wearing a red scuttlebrace with matching clawmirrors around it and a grey metal barbed bracelet, blue magnetite dice and grey silkspeed anklets. I was using a greyish fractured mask, red cogflies, golden throwing rings and purple voltvessels. I was walking outside the Citadel. It was underground so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of pilgrims stared at me. I put up my middle claw at them.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

maybe the ice mummy is tired of having to be strong. did you ever think of that

[valdevia]

follow me

[valdevia]

don't worry

[valdevia]

she's been waiting

[valdevia]

can you hear her beating

[valdevia]

worship her

you don't need to know the way back

[the-silliest-stiltwalker]

Sir this is the single sexiest thing I’ve ever witnessed on this website.

[valdevia]

It's been years and this post is still making half of tumblr extremely horny for wires

[mathpope]

Playing dress up with Vera

[tredlocity]

[alex-or-lex]

i wish i was a beautiful woman (remembers i am a beautiful woman) i wish i was a CONVENTIONALLY beautiful woman (remembers normative beauty is boring) i wish i had powers

[maidthings]

can we get a man door hand hook car door movie next

[cosmosredshift7]

[licaijun99]

Tomodachi Life is so fun. I haven't drawn much these days (or rather, I've been drawing in this game. I've drawn a lot of faces)

Here are some gijinka arts about Monomon and pale siblings

Honestly, I've always felt that both gijinka fan art and original art are things that fully show off personal tastes. Original art is totally mine, so I feel pretty comfortable showing it. But with gijinka fan art, because the canon belongs to another creator, I feel a bit embarrassing when I interpret and show it through my own preferences... It still takes a lot of courage to post these arts, haha

[emosyzoth]

Hi girl you are. A very large bug