crocuta mentha

they/them; friends can use it/its - aroace dyke, nonhuman person - #1 hyaenidae fan

[laterose13]

The first rule of Slay the Spire is that whenever you have a choice between two deck archetypes in your first few card rewards, whatever you don't choose WILL be the one to haunt you the rest of your run

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

our new head chef Barbecue Pistol is going to rock your world with his brand new fry sauce which is a mix of ketchup and mayonnaise and a little sriracha for that pistol kick

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: a c ac t gg t c t a ac c a tc a aa a a tt aca tat t c

Closest match: Masticbarbus longipinnis genome assembly, chromosome: 20A

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[punksalmon]

worst part of anxiety/ocd is that sometimes your fears actually do happen and you have to wag your finger at i like this still doesn't prove you're right asshole. it's like having a venom symbiote except you don't even get to have gay alien sex

[winged-void]

does a cute pose despite it all

[dogpuppy]

I’m panicking why are the Swedish talking about me

[cepn-archive]

it’s too early for this

[budaiproli]

oks

[dukeofedinburgh]

[budaiproli]

me and the boys, felsírtam

[sztupy]

tegnapról

[edgar-allan-possum]

Flags Mashup Bot is really out here trying to start World War III

[mccoppinscrapyard]

UPDATES

[pancoleon]

My fav part is that it is genuinely just a bot. All it does is take two countries, puts the 2nd country's colours on the 1st country's flag and mixes their names together.

Literally the only other thing behind it is that the bot weights picking the second country based on how close they are to the first, and basic geography + history means that's also where you're going to get the most aggressive relations. This isn't some guy trolling by making things specifically to piss people off, it's some guy who likes flags going "wouldn't it be fun to mix flags together, let's write a bot for that" and accidentally creating a whole meme culture of "days since flag mashup bot last tried to start WW3 = 0" and the like.

[stranglerfigpudding]

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

the touch starved traumatized tgirl would like to awkwardly sit near you and not initiate contact

[maja-paja]

[fallout-lou-begas]

in spider-man 2 when spider-man is trying to stop the train from crashing, the first thing he tries is stopping the train with his feet pressed against the track, but all that does is break up the wood planks on the track without slowing the train down at all. when spider-man gets up to rethink his approach -- already exhausted and agonized from his fight with Doc Ock before he even blew out his knees on the tracks, dealing with his Aunt May getting evicted on top of his own poverty, having literally JUST pushed the woman he loves and who loves him away again, and now feeling the enormous pressure of the lives of everyone behind him being at stake unless he thinks fast --

an old man behind him says "You got any more bright ideas?" and there's a split second where spider-man just looks at him like this

[jvhdb]

every day i tell myself i need to leave the disco elysium subreddit then someone is really funny on there and i’m forced to keep going

[transgenderization]

[prokopetz]

Story-driven roguelike where you actually resolve the central problem with no contrived shooting-our-own-themes-in-the-foot excuse for why you just keep iterating on it forever after the credits roll, and any runs after that are framed as PTSD dreams about all the shit the protagonist went through.

[prokopetz]

Just imagine all the fucked up postgame difficulty modifiers you could easily justify in this framing. Nightmare mode mod where all the trash mobs have the face of your dad.

[myontasm]

[tank4tank]

[bob-artist]

A battle between good and weevil

[graytaloty]

A big part of being a quadruped is being able to just lie down anytime. Waiting? Loaf time. Talking to someone shorter than you? Loaf time. Falling asleep in the sun? Loaf time. Bored? Loaf it up till something interesting happens. Leg hurt? Loaf time.

[habbadax]

You wish you were me

[habbadax]

I can do it on rocks also

[habbadax]

Hyenas can loaf on other hyenas

[habbadax]

The Loaf can also easily transition to the Ball. For optimal napping purposes.

[habbadax]

Or, if you prefer, the Sprawl.

[hyena-official]

official hyena post

[silliusstan]

spell to get rid of all pollen

description: get rid of all pollen

what you wil need: fan (big) (pointed at earth)

[saracat228]

issue: that'd kill all the plants, or at least keep them from pollinating, and if they can't pollinate then they won't be able to make more plants and the world will eventually run out of plants and everything will starve

sorry but ya just gotta deal with pollen

[silliusstan]

no it’s ok i have a plan

[silliusstan]

i’ll release my stan spores

[saracat228]

... what do the stan spores do?

[silliusstan]

they- oughhhu. wheeze

good by.