extremely normal about dnd shows

                                                   Lucky, 19, he/they                                                     occasionally i will draw <3, please yell at me about dungeons and dragons

[darkexcaliburmega-genesis]

not sure what the overlap between “dungeons and dragons podcast enjoyer” and “80s country music fan” is on this site but this song is soooo Hardwon and Moonshine living happily ever after at the crick

[darkexcaliburmega-genesis]

currently planning a oneshot (indoctrination attempt) for some of my friends who’ve never played dnd before, and i love being able to just shamelessly plagiarize npc/place names from shows they haven’t seen <3 

[frecklepeckle]

Have some The Seven icons!

if you use one be sure to credit!

[lightningidle]

I meant to have these done for Valentine’s Day, but better late than never! (plus Riz, for anyone feeling left out by all the hearts and flowers) 

DO NOT EDIT OR REPOST

[prose-n-scripts]

they’re cute :))

[anonymousalchemist]

i genuinely think that dnd media scratches an itch in a person for a slightly shitty kind of story. i think dnd media is shitty in a way that is deeply compelling

[anonymousalchemist]

like i think the problem with a lot of modern media is that it is technically very good but it has no heart. dnd media is all heart and makes no fucking sense. but its closer to sitting around a campfire and making some shit up, which i think is the primal state of making up a story

[littlemortalme]

Don't ask me how or why but I have a gut feeling Lucienne had something to do with the Barry massacre

The only evidence I have is someone hiring Barry nyne to kill the princeps and knowing they were at rec 97, specifically at the dog show, something someone would have to be tracking one of the crew (she's tracking marg) to know

Barry nyne doesn't have a presence on things like smash n' grab so she'd have to know him from somewhere

[dionaeus]

As we continue our tour of the classes, the druid takes a turn with the Circle of Reclamation! This is a great subclass for letting out your inner eco terrorist warrior, so go ahead and have some fun breaking things.

I will level with you, this one went through some serious changes before the final version. My original concept was a druid that was a bit of a siege engine: getting big, smashing things, tearing down walls. There were two problems with representing this mechanically. One, did you know 5e doesn't really have rules for damaging objects and structures? So, short of writing a few extra pages for the DMG myself, that wasn't going to happen. Two, it turns out druids can already do a lot of those things through spells - check out Meld Into Stone and Stone Shape, then tell me a druid has ever been stopped by a anything so paltry as a castle wall.

Anyhoo, here's hoping you guys like this half as much as you liked last week's lizards.

More homebrew below the break:

Subclasses

Barbarian Path: The Riddled

Bardic College: Command

Monastic Tradition: Way of the Sensei

Paladin Oath: The Clear Sky

Ranger Conclave: Keeper

Rogue Archetype: Poisoner

Sorcerer Origin: Ragetouched

Warlock Patron: The Dreamer

Miscellaneous

Familiars

Fighting Styles

Racial Options: Genasi

Racial Options: Lizardfolk

Weapon Cantrips

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[riverblujay]

caldor: this is my girlfriend callie, and our boyfriend sol, and his boyfriend albin

[pattithebard]

Companion to my Brennan Lee Mulligan fancam: Lou Wilson fancam :^) It’s only fair!

[fortzancudo]

yes babe your player character looks gnc af now will you please roll initiative

[recuperationdisliker]

so this "role-playing" that you do involves getting topped on a table, by a "dungeon master"

[devildaisies]

a pretty sloppy margaret doodle. blorbo

[evans-endeavors]

Caldor Kilday

He was gonna be in full plate…. but after giving Callie and Sol crop tops I had to give him one too lol

[zhellers]

burn towns, get money

[spellslinging]

d-team, reporting for duty

[eliotlime]

To this day I am still thinking about ep 70