Darkly Dreaming Lissa

I once injured one of my ribs by sneezing.

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[andhumanslovedstories]

I don’t like crucifixes where it’s ambiguous how Jesus is attached to the cross. I also don’t like statues of a tortured dying man, but the unpleasantness of that mitigated somewhat by seeing it so much. But this?

What’s keeping him there

[andhumanslovedstories]

[rainie-is-seasonchange]

Mount Yoshino.

Nara, Japan.

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

crab date 🦀💞🦀

[retrogamingblog2]

[brittabot]

SEEING FINLAND AT THE TOP OF THE BOARD AND HEARING THE OVER 200 POINTS GO TO SWEDEN

[lusiawonder]

Sitting at home, watching juries votes like

[thatrandombystander]

We enter the part of Eurovision where everyone goes "dude just shut the fuck up and give us your votes." CHOP CHOP

[disc80s]

me @ the Eurovision jury every year:

[everythingstarstuff]

[pandalavalamp]

Biden’s dog Major attacking a White House staff member March 2021 colorised

[veronicasantangelo]

my guy copyrighted his comment 

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

[pantaro]

Here’s an article for context.

[wafflinator]

I know I shouldn’t be surprised, but the title is MISLEADING AS HELL. He woke up a hive shooting a BB gun at a junk car. Instead of running, calling for help, or anything ACTUALLY HELPFUL after being swarmed by bees, he stood there and screamed like Vegeta. I’m no apiologist, or any scientist for that matter, but I imagine keeping your mouth open while being swarmed by insects is not a good idea. If you accidentally swallow one you could potentially choke, they could sting the inside of your mouth, etc. So no, this child did NOT survive a swarm of bees thanks to Dragon Ball. He suffered a lot more than potentially necessary thanks to Dragon Ball.

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

vegeta taught him a secret technique that obliterated all the bees in the air and you are just upset that if it was you in this situation vegeta would not protect you

[funnytwittertweets]

[midnightvirgo777]

"are you okay?" . . . no but I'm hot and funny

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

one thing to miss about porn on tumblr is how ridiculous people acted like. there was this one catfish on here who would steal other people’s dick pics and pretend they were all him. he’d post circumcised one day and uncut the next like… sir.

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[funnytwittertweets]

[kragehund-again]

[ojuniper]

babe, I’m sad, can I see your dick again?